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Zork
| Sandland | Score: 5 | Moves: 67 |
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That's a stupid idea. However, it is safer that most of the things you've done so far. You build a sand castle. You build some sand hovels. You build a whole sand kingdom and name it Toronto. You get bored of Toronto and build a giant sand grue to destroy it. Your sand grue is so well build that you get five points and then it comes to life and eats you. You get sand down your pants.
SUDDENLY! You are on a cloud in deep space, and there is a man standing in front of you.
He appears to be Anubis, the God of Death. What would you like to do? |
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