Game:Zork/JGrue

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 a Jamaican Grue Score: 0 Moves: some


> talk

Who do you want to talk to?


> the man

What do you want to do to the man?


> talk to him

Talk to whom?


> THE MAN, I WANT TO TALK TO THE MAN UNDER THE TREE

OK! ok! No need to yell.

You talk to the man, he tells you that he is really a grue.

Then he eats you. Twice


*** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***


In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!)