Game:Zork/bakka

Zork

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It's like North-south	Score: -5	Moves: -3
> go south-north You begin to walk south-north. That is to say: you walk on the spot like the idiot you are. Eventually the dreadlocked man under the tree leaves. Before too long you pass out from over exerting yourself in hot, hot Jamaica and you fall to the sandy beach in a heap. You get sand in you pants. Sometime later you wake up dead. Hold on.....as you encounter your death, your spirit floats out of your body and suddenly collapses, and as you fall helplessly to the ground, still in your ghostly state, you sparkle and glitter, and as you hit the ground (not that you feel it, for you're a ghost), your body starts to shimmer in all sorts of colours. Confusion reigns over you and asks you what is happening. Suddenly, your body starts disappearing, and in the confusion, you black out just as your head disappears. Sometime later, you open your eyes and find you're back in the nondescript room! Your spirit is back in your body, which remarkably has no scratches or marks from your previous encounter! Phew, you've survived another one of those untimely deaths! You give thanks to the narrator, your god, for keeping you alive and praise him for letting you restart without dying! Oh, to make sure it's the nondescript room, you'll have to look to see if the Grue's here. > look Oh, never mind, you got eaten by the Grue anyway. Hey, that's a paradox YOU did!