Fred Trump

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Frederick Christ Trump (October 11, 1905 – June 25, 1999) was an American real estate developer in New York City and the daddy of Donald Trump, the 45th president of the United States.

Birtherism[edit]

'Fred' Trump was born Friedrich Von Trump in Germany (according to the respected Donald J. Trump Library and Golf Course Institute) and Sweden (according to The Art of the Fraud). Since Fred was also born in the Bronx, New York this means he emerged in three different locations. His son has said this 'just proves how remarkable my father was'.

The young Fred Trump spent most of his early years in the USA. He was conscripted to join World War One and won the Purple Heart, the Iron Cross and the Fernando of Abba in a remarkable military career.

1927 arrest[edit]

Fred was arrested "on a charge of refusing to disperse from a Ku Klux Klan parade when ordered to do so," and the only one of seven men dismissed without charges. Just like his son, the arrest was expected by many. Fred kept his white sheets safe after that. His son Donald has them now in a 'very special place'.

Personal life[edit]

Fred was secretly married to Zelda Fitzgerald from 1930 to 1948. He pretended to be with Mary Anne MacLeod Trump because he knew his children with her would be mistakes, but somewhat funny mistakes.