Forum:OMGS NOES!!!! What about the beer?

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4% of all the hops in the US burned down on Monday. [1] What's going to happen to the beer? Also, someone cleverer than me ought to do an UnNews report. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 13:55, 4 October 2006 (UTC)

It ruins my 911 sequel article. That was what I was going to say would happen to all of the beer. --2nd_Lt Orion Blastar (talk) 14:00, 4 October 2006 (UTC)
How many times are you going to mention that article on the Dump? Freemorpheme.gif 16:48, 4 October 2006 (UTC)
It depends, how much is too much? I did not even know there was a limit? Don't try to use Child Psychology on me because I am an adult, and it gives me a headache. Which means I need to buy some HeadOn now, thanks. --2nd_Lt Orion Blastar (talk) 02:39, 5 October 2006 (UTC)
Just go to Alcoholics Anonymous, you freakin' lushes.Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 08:51, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
Screw that, I take pride in my alcoholism. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 15:10, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
I hate to be a bother, but what's a lush?--The One and Only Czar Yah 19:49, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
I sure hope beer stays relatively inexpensive. I need it in order to hook up. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 21:10, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
Lush is slang for someone who drinks too much beer and other alcohol. Very much like the term drunk or alcoholic. My brother, aka Black Demon says that he is not an alcoholic, because alcoholics go to meetings and he doesn't. He is very proud of the fact that he is a drunk or lush. Me and my brother are both mostly German and Scot-Irish, so we have the drinking genes. Only I gave up drinking for humor and other things that give me a natural high. Sorry about posting too many links to my article, I'll try to stop doing that in the future. --Off Des Orion Blastar (talk) 21:15, 10 October 2006 (UTC)

I'm not an alcoholic, I just have a recycling problem. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 17:47, 11 October 2006 (UTC)

I'm not an alcoholic - alcohol doesn't interfere with my job, because I can do my job drunk. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 00:46, 12 October 2006 (UTC)