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Forum:Im gay

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im gay and i like sucking fat cox and playin with mens turds

Yah......men's turds!!! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
I love poo! --ChiefjusticePSX 14:01, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
That's a waste of waste. Why don't you just eat it? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 14:03, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
Wasn't Wally Cox skinny and not fat? He was probably gay too, so you are likely telling a factual story, and you must be very old. Playin with old mens turds does sound interesting, and it could become a profitable outlet for a new kind of prostitution. You are a very interesting and intelligent user, and can tell a very good factual story in few words. Aleister 14:05 6 1 '11
The mark of a true genius, reminds me of a young Kurt Vonnegut, with an obsession for men's dirty parts. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Lies! Vonnegut was never young. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:27, January 13, 2011 (UTC)
Why hello there... --Roman Dog Bird 18:18, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
I have to ask, why just men's turds? What's wrong with lady poo?--John Lydon 19:09, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
Hey wait a minute, Courtney Cox isn't fat, and why are you sucking on her? And how does that make you gay? It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 02:55, January 13, 2011 (UTC)
She was fat in those flashback episodes of Friends. Perhaps she still has the fat suit? -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 06:45, Jan. 14, 2011

The balls touched didn't they?

If they didn't, it's not actually gay -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 12:23, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you for letting us know

I know who to laugh at now avoid having ladies at their house.--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 00:35, January 15, 2011 (UTC)

It's nice we still have this kind of forum in Village Dump. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:01, 18 January 2011

Why not? It's a blast!--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 23:32, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
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--Sunny周 14:26, January 19, 2011 (UTC)