Forum:If you had to fuck an animal...
What would it be? Personally I'd go for an Owl - constant eye contact...--Sycamore (Talk) 15:49, September 26, 2010 (UTC)
- Your sister -- Prof. Olipro
KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 17:31, September 27, 2010 (UTC) - Seriously, no one's done the whole "your mom" thing ? Well then, <insert obligatory your mom joke here>. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 20:18 Monday, September 27, 2010
Your responses
Wait
What do you mean "If you had to". You mean we're not supposed to or something? --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 16:52 Sep 26 2010
Wait, does this include party animals? Smuff 17:13, September 26, 2010 (UTC)
Do it within the hour or die? --Wilytank 20:58, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. --Roman Dog Bird 17:15, September 28, 2010 (UTC)
thats a tough one the finger that flames 20:48, September 28, 2010 (UTC)
Does it necessarily have to be an animal? That stapler over there is giving me the eye. 2K12_DAN.VRS 
03:37, September 29, 2010 (UTC)
Are animals the ones with fur, or college degrees? ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* 
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~ 29 Sep 2010 ~ 04:59 (UTC)
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I'd shag a giant panda. The chances of them getting pregnant are tiny. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 20:31, September 29, 2010 (UTC)
- You think so! YOU FUCKIN' THINK SO! Tell that to my divorce attorney and the litter of three panda/human hybrids I have to keep supplied with bamboo for the next twenty years, or until Zombiebaron comes along, whichever comes first. Jeez. Aleister 20:37 29 9
Weirdly enough...
...a lot of people online claim they would like to **** a pony. Only if it was one from MLP:FiM, though. ~Pleb 
the magic! 
00:39, 01/31/2012
- I don't know, I wouldn't like to **** a pony. But I'd be happy to fuck its brains out! Aleister and whose to say I haven't? heeheehahahahaahaah
- My answer is I would like to fuck a human female (after all, humans are technically animals! - NotReallyMyUsername t c u 2012-01-31T04:29
FUCK~!!!!!!!
My Brother fucked a pokemon yesterday in his bedroom!--fcukmanLOOS3R! 
08:04, January 31, 2012 (UTC)
Andy Samberg's Answer:
Meet a giant fish (like a boss) Fuck its brains out (like a boss) - NotReallyMyUsername t c u 2012-02-01T06:05
- I would fuck Luna without hesitation. Andy Samberg 2012-02--01T10:59
Before I die,
I'm gonna fuck me a fish. --Roman Dog Bird 00:28, February 10, 2012 (UTC)
