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Don't kiss me on the lips. Kiss me anywhere but the lips.   Le Cejak • <22:43 Oct 26, 2009>

ZOMG SWINE FLU!!!!!1!!11!one! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 22:48, Oct 26 2009

Jeez, it's not that bad. I had it in mid-August and to everyone's dismay, I still live. :) -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 22:49, 26 Oct

Wow. The admins here are swines. Bad pun, I know. No offense to anyone. Swine flu is no laughing matter, unless David Letterman has a skit for it. That guy can do comedy.-Almost Sir Random Crap

You know, instead of making fun of me, you could have just kissed me. Just sayin'   Le Cejak • <22:52 Oct 26, 2009>

But then I would get swine flu and turn into a pig, and I think those pack of wolves would be pretty elated.-Almost Sir Random Crap

I would rather be teleported into the nuclear heart of the sun than cause you a SINGLE instant of discomfort, Shroom.   Le Cejak • <23:02 Oct 26, 2009>

If my calculations are correct, and my experiments this week are successful, that may be more likely than you think, Meester Jek. Nothing can stop me now! (Except my incompetent lackeys, of course, but I can't afford to pay more than minimum wage). Mwahahahahaetcetc... --UU - natter 23:20, Oct 26

Ha! You'll never win, you dastardly fiend! Justice will always prevail! /swings on rope, hits a building. Laugh track. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 23:35, Oct 26 2009

I would rather teleport Necropaxx into the nuclear heart of the sun than see you prevail, Dr. Underuser! (hi!)   Le Cejak • <1:06 Oct 27, 2009>

I don't have swine flu, but I can pound a railroad spike into my penis using only a railroad spike and my penis. pillow talk 17:13, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

And in the Super Friends you're still more useful than Aquaman. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:18, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

Hey, those fish were really important in that one episode where he has to do those things. You know the one I mean. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:35, Oct 28

Aw... I hope you get well soon, Cajek. That way, my grues will think you taste better. --Invincibleflamegruemaster 00:08, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

Bump

Bump up. --Invincibleflamegruemaster 06:40, November 8, 2009 (UTC)

Why? --Andorin Kato 06:41, November 8, 2009 (UTC)

He's wondering how the swine feels. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:54, November 8, 2009 (UTC)

I guess you coud say that. --Invincibleflamegruemaster 15:14, November 8, 2009 (UTC)

I'm recovering from Hayfever

I'M BACK BITCHES! My computer is fucked for two months, and I'm BACK! Two words: Got Facebook? Also, screw you Cajek, we don't care about your swine flu. I rather see you die. |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill | 07:52, November 8, 2009 (UTC)

Cajek may be cranky but he belongs here in the Great Warm Bosom of Uncyclopedia. --RomArtus (talk). 21:03, November 8, 2009 (UTC)

Cure for swine flu

File:Kenny finds the cure for Swine Flu - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:49, Nov 10 File:Zither Tutorial

You're full of crap. The way to cure it is for everyone to learn the zither, obviously. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:58, November 10, 2009 (UTC)