Forum:I'm quitting Uncylopedia
...with SAVINGS!!! -- 02:25, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
- Oh, Mooses! <audience laughs> -- 02:27, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
- No! You must live!!! --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 02:32, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
- Uncylopedia, is that some forbidden evil half-brother of Uncyclopedia? :) - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 17:40, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
- No! You must live!!! --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 02:32, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
- So, those nicotene packets have finally been working out for you? --~
Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.
02:35, 9 July 2007 (UTC)- Eurouncyclopedia.com. A website giving away free tips on quitting Uncyclopedia for:
- Interesting, the difference that one little chromosome makes...Pieface 06:32, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
You'd better be kidding, damn you!--<<>> 11:59, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
- If not, might I recommend the indefinite sabbatical approach instead. --Sir gwax (talk) 12:56, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
- Mooses, I wish I could quit you. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:02, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
- Congratulations, Savethemooses, you've gotten everyone all worked up and further engorged your already massive ego. Everybody cares about STM. Unlike me. --The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 15:55, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
THESE SAVINGS ARE QUITE LITERALLY BLOWING MY MIND!!! YOUR MIND CAN BE BLOWN TOO, WITH SAVINGS!!!!!! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:01, 09 Jul 2007
- Oh damn, worse joke since "FU Spang"... WITH SAVINGS! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 16:04, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
- RON PAUL SEZ: "EVEN I WOULD REWRITE THE ENTIRE CONSTITUTION FOR TO GET A TASTE OF THESE SAVINGS!!!" -- 16:18, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
- WE'RE MORE THAN GIVING THESE AWAY, WE'RE CHUCKING THEM THROUGH YOUR WINDOW WHILE ON FIRE! YOU CAN'T MISS IT! • "Spang" • contribs | talk • 17:07, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
- YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY HAVE TOO MANY SAVINGS! GET SOME SAVINGS TODAY!!! --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 00:53, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
- WE'RE MORE THAN GIVING THESE AWAY, WE'RE CHUCKING THEM THROUGH YOUR WINDOW WHILE ON FIRE! YOU CAN'T MISS IT! • "Spang" • contribs | talk • 17:07, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
- RON PAUL SEZ: "EVEN I WOULD REWRITE THE ENTIRE CONSTITUTION FOR TO GET A TASTE OF THESE SAVINGS!!!" -- 16:18, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
Forget about the savings. Earnings are much better. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 01:41, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
- You mean minimum wage duties as a McSlave? I'm not doing that. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:44, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
- ....with EARNINGS?? -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 01:46, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
- ...with SAVINGS!! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:48, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
- ...but I have a CHEQUING account!! :( - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 04:10, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
- ......with SAVINGS!! --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 04:34, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
- I want a Big Mac, large fries, and a PEPSI!!! - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 13:06, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
- ...with SAVINGS!! --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 19:25, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
- ...but I have a CHEQUING account!! :( - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 04:10, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
- ...with SAVINGS!! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:48, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
- ....with EARNINGS?? -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 01:46, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
Jeez, Uncyclopedia is becoming more and more like the Halifax adverts each day. -- Hindleyite Converse 13:14, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
- ...but with even more SAVINGS!!! - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 13:16, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
Hurrah!
We finally found something that wears out its welcome more quickly than Captain Obvious...with savings! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:47, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
- ...with SAVINGS!!! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 19:23, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
If your leaving uncyclopedia...
...Why not make some extra money by selling your account on ebay,people do it all the time on other sites and since your an admin with a bunch contributions I'm sure you can sell for a couple hundred dollars.--Scott 02:25, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
- Pssst! Somebody ban Scott. I think he's an imposter! --Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:42, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
- He may be an impostor... but does he have SAVINGS?! --The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 11:02, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
- Not any more, if he's just paid all that money for an Uncyclopedia account. --Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 12:13, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
- ...with even MORE SAVINGS!!! - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 21:53, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
- ...and also with EARNINGS!!! -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 04:50, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
- ...and more SAVINGS!!! --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 05:40, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
- I'm not an imposter...three times straight I got zero bids and the last time was $5...WITH SAVINGS!--Scott 19:32, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
- And why did you not take the last offer? Do you not know how BIG THESE SAVINGS ARE? --Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 19:52, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
- With great savings and earnings comes great INCOME! --~
Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.
20:17, 12 July 2007 (UTC)- And with income comes EVEN MORE SAVINGS!!! --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 20:35, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
- With great savings and earnings comes great INCOME! --~
- And why did you not take the last offer? Do you not know how BIG THESE SAVINGS ARE? --Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 19:52, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
- I'm not an imposter...three times straight I got zero bids and the last time was $5...WITH SAVINGS!--Scott 19:32, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
- ...and more SAVINGS!!! --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 05:40, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
- ...and also with EARNINGS!!! -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 04:50, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
- He may be an impostor... but does he have SAVINGS?! --The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 11:02, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
Farewell...
And don't let the door hit you on the way out. (We don't need assprints on our new door.) --
- You, sir seem to not get the idea that he has SAVINGS. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 13:10, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
Couldn't you have buggered off sooner?
Well? -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 13:16, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
- But by waiting until the last minute, he maximized his SAVINGS!! --The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 14:10, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
The problem is, I visualise all of you saying this in a really annoying pakistani accent, also, it's ruining my banking experience. I've already punched two bank clerks in the face, and sworn down the phone at another 7 -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 11:57, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
- But why do that when you can instead get SAVINGS!!! --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 13:08, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
- Funny, when I say "...with SAVINGS!!!", I say it in an Eskimo accent. With a slight hint of German.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 04:34, 22 July 2007 (UTC)
Parting Gift
Upon leaving Uncyclopedia, you will be given a free ipod in return for
a) money b) reffering freinds to do the same
I think this "savings" thing is going to become a new meme.
With SAVINGS! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 02:24, 26 July 2007 (UTC)
- Yes. We've been saying that for a couple of weeks. So long, in fact, that we're sick of it already. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:26, 26 July 2007 (UTC)
- I'm acctaully a bit suprised that this whole thing didn't die after the first hour or two. The fact that here it is, the 26th, and this is still going on does not bode well my friends, it does not bode well indeed. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:31, 26 July 2007 (UTC)
- There's a hard rain comin', I reckon. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:33, 26 July 2007 (UTC)
- Oh, where have you been, my blue-eyed son? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:36, 26 July 2007 (UTC)
- Oh, a Dylan reference. Not bad...that's, what, a 10 hour delay from you typing that to me getting it? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:23, 26 July 2007 (UTC)
- Acctaully, it was a responce to your Dylan refrence. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:51, 26 July 2007 (UTC)
- Oh, a Dylan reference. Not bad...that's, what, a 10 hour delay from you typing that to me getting it? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:23, 26 July 2007 (UTC)
- Prolly out gettin' him some SAVINGS!!! -- 05:27, 26 July 2007 (UTC)
- Hallo, i'd like some tenderloin WITH SAVINGS! NOW FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY, YOU, YES, YOU, CAN SAVE! WITH SAVINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 13:03, 26 July 2007 (UTC)
- Oh, where have you been, my blue-eyed son? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:36, 26 July 2007 (UTC)
- There's a hard rain comin', I reckon. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:33, 26 July 2007 (UTC)
- I'm acctaully a bit suprised that this whole thing didn't die after the first hour or two. The fact that here it is, the 26th, and this is still going on does not bode well my friends, it does not bode well indeed. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:31, 26 July 2007 (UTC)