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Mmmmmmmmmm, money $!$!--    19:49, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

Oh somebody please help me with this...I think somebody may have slipped a ruffie and a LSD tab in my water last night at the church revival!

Did my eyes and ears deceive me...is Glenn Beck making his own Broadway stage performance called Glenn Beck, Live...oh please, oh please Anti-EM tell me it ain't so!! User:Hawthorn Peebles/sig 12:44, November 14, 2009 (UTC)

Whether or not he is, he's laughing all the way to the bank. Laughing crazily. And pissing his pants. And yelling at roadsigns. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:50, November 14, 2009 (UTC)

Why the next thing you'll know he writes a book based on Thomas Paine's Common Sense and then goes to write a book telling right-wingers how to argue with 'idiots' left-wingers. Not only will he do a Broadway play, he's done Tea Parties, he done his own stand up comedy shows on the road, plus he has a lot of public speeches he has done. The left-wingers have gone out of their way to try and stop Glenn Beck but he keeps going on and on and on with new stuff every few months or so that ticks the lefties off a lot. He writes books about as fast as Stephen King and I expect his next book, whatever it is, due out next year some time. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 04:21, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

I can't speak for all lefties, but all Lefties aren't trying to stop him. We just wouldn't mind if he tried to make his version of reality match up with the common one, once in awhile. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:38, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

OK maybe not all the leftists, just the crazy lefties. Glenn Beck is a former alcoholic ex-DJ ex-rodeo clown who somehow bungled his way into talk radio, and it turned out conservative talk radio was popular at the time thanks to Rush Limbaugh and others, then his career snowballed at CNN, until he got fired for being too extreme and Fox News hired him, and then once Beck went to Fox News he became more extreme and more crazier than ever, with a reality distortion field that would make Steve Jobs jealous. P.S. I think he went off his anti-psychotic medication after joining Fox News as well. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 04:04, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

So say we all. He does have a nice smile, though. Wait, did I say "nice?" I meant "creepy as hell."--<<>> 13:33, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

Steel Magnolias isn't at all how you remember it.

And he's got those unblinking, beady dead eyes that you can't help but get lost in. It's like staring into the Void. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:44, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah, then, you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest. June 26th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb. What were we talking about again? - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:01, Nov 17

So you did watch Steel Magnolias when it was on last night! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:04, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

You don't watch Steel Magnolias. You experience it. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:38, Nov 17

Then you probably can't wait to experience it in 1080P. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:54, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

I totally can't wait to whatever that is in whatever that is. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 11:57, Nov 17

It's twice as much emotional bonding up on the screen, compared to Steel Magnolias in, um, 540P. That's like double-chocolate cake, but with emotions. Obviously. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:04, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

Oh, I understand now. The chocolate cake is like the movie in that it's moist and rich, with a sugary but light frosting over its deliciously delicate interior. My mouth is watering just imagining it... What were we talking about again? - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:35, Nov 17

Glenn Beak?

Isn't he that trusty fellow on the television? You know he says a mouthful or two about loving your country and that. I'd vote for him. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 14:47, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

I'm guessing he's some American guy. Probably the guy who pretends to be the good guy. MrN  Fork you! 20:18, Nov 19

Cue the Glenn Beck Youtube Videos

Remember that "Batman on Drugs" video? Can someone do a video of Glenn Beck clips to that same song with Glenn making stupid sayings or something? "Glenn Beck on Drugs" sounds like a funny Youtube video. I know Uncyclopedia can do it and add it to the Glenn Beck article. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 16:28, November 18, 2009 (UTC)

GLENN BECK SAID WHAT, GLENN BECK SAID WHAT!!!!

Seriously, that is the most horrible improper grammar ever. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! 16:34, November 18, 2009 (UTC)

Say what? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:45, November 18, 2009 (UTC)

I have a serious question

Who is Glenn Beck? -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:15, 18 Nov

Who isn't? Aren't we all Glenn Beck deep down inside, where the simple thing called "reality" fears to tread? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:24, November 18, 2009 (UTC)

Didn't he play with Eric Clapton for awhile? Or, I guess we all did? -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:34, 18 Nov

Yeah I get easily mistaken for Glenn Beck all of the time. Sometimes I channel him, when he isn't crying or being crazy or whatever. I channel Glenn Beck when I am writing articles about liberals apparently. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 00:24, November 19, 2009 (UTC)

Since Beck, at his finest, is virtually incoherent, and at his worst, is a history-ignorant bowl of paranoia, what you're essentially saying is that you're a terrible writer. Perhaps you should channel someone better? How about Eisenhower? People, from what I gather, liked Ike. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:22, November 19, 2009 (UTC)

WE LIKE IKE! WE LIKE IKE! --Andorin Kato 02:23, November 19, 2009 (UTC)

That was a typo. It was originally supposed to refer to the American custom of licking Ike. pillow talk 20:14, November 19, 2009 (UTC)

I recently tried to channel Matt Stone of South Park fame instead. My schizo affective disorder is what makes me virtually incoherent and other stuff you said, which confuses people and then they think I am Glenn Beck or something like him. Which did wonders for the Glenn Beck quotes on the Glenn Beck article here. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 00:07, November 20, 2009 (UTC)