Forum:Can we stop using the word fork now?
It's been over a year, and both sides of the island have survived the fucking tsunami and rebuilt our villages. Both are coming back from the storm. And both are going to kick ass better than ever - if we can just do some promotion. Ads for writers on other sites, news items and interviews in papers. Anyway, point is, fork is now seen as the f- word over at the spork (and I call both sites sporks now. Anyone have a better name? Spork Island. We do have to name the island something, kind of like North and South Korea - guess which one we are here, ha! - but with a fun twist. Then we can promote the hell out of it. How about Uncy Island? I always use uncy because it's the least amount of letters to type in a search engine and have uncyclopedia.wikia pop in. From there I then transverse the island. Haven't seen a fork yet). So can we ditch that one? Thanks. Aleister 18:33 11-1-14
- What do they call us? Uncyclowikia - as though wikia actually brainwashes us! Fork is a better discription of their site than Uncyclowikia is of ours but even so how about "knife"? Or maybe "soup spoon"? Sir ScottPat (talk) 19:35, January 11, 2014 (UTC)
And then there comes the question: If we ban the word "fork" what do I call certain items of my cutlery collection?
Surely banning the word will only lead to bad consequences. Sir ScottPat (talk) 17:21, January 14, 2014 (UTC)
And then there comes the question: If we ban Uncyclopedia [sic] where will I do my research?
Surely banning the site will not only lead to bad consequences. And it's ... bad. Anton (talk) 17:26, January 14, 2014 (UTC)
- We're not banning a site, Anton, we're banning a term for another website that is supposedly derrogatory. Sir ScottPat (talk) 18:12, January 14, 2014 (UTC)
Anyway...Back to cutlery or sometimes known as lethal kitchen weaponary
Anyone killed someone with a soup spoon before. Must be harder because the soup spoon lacks that slight point that a usual spoon has. Sir ScottPat (talk) 20:33, January 14, 2014 (UTC)
- Spoons came before forks. The first recorded instance of a fork (made of silver no less) in England was that possessed by Piers Gaveston, lover of King Edward II. Piers lost his noggin to the jealous barons. Where his fork went...perhaps best not to go there. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:40, January 15, 2014 (UTC)
Get back!
Get back! Get back to where you once belonged. Anton (talk) 17:10, January 15, 2014 (UTC)
- This message does not concern the uncyclopedia.co site, and I wrote it just because I saw words "back to" in the previous header. Anton (talk) 19:30, January 15, 2014 (UTC)
JohnnyOscar Rebs
Why not just Rebel Uncyclopedia or the Rebs?! They are basically the Confederate States of Uncyclopedia.
Cathy (talk) 19:17, January 15, 2014 (UTC)
Lollipop.com
Remember Lollipop. We can name it after Lollipop. --ShabiDOO 05:21, January 28, 2014 (UTC)
- Or the Swirling Swastika that was Aimsplode, admin for this site but in a parallel universe. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:15, January 28, 2014 (UTC)
- YES! We can call the website http://aimsplode.aimsplode.aimsplode --ShabiDOO 23:57, January 28, 2014 (UTC)
Forkin' hell
You're all forkin' forkwits. the forkin' lot of ya. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:22, January 29, 2014 (UTC)