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Hippos. Seriously. --THE 19:28, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

I see where you're coming from man. ~ 19:32, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

Fucking fatass mammals. I bet they think they're so great, just eating and sleeping all day, with that "too-cool-to-care" attitude. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:43, Feb 18

Hippos, Hippies what's the difference really? --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 02:12, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

Big huge difference. They both eat leafy greens, but hippies are brightly-colored and frequently drugged, while hippos are blandly colored and crazy murderous sonsabitches. Ж Kalir, Awesome Author_{(alliteration affords additional awesome)} 05:48, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

That is a matter of opinion, until you meet a hippie that is color-blind and overdosed on PCP and thinks that you are part of the New World Order because of some articles he read on Digg and Reddit. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 02:13, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

No, that's the point at which it would become a matter of opinion. Up until that point, it is indisputable fact, because all that I say and do is right. Ж Kalir, Awesome Author_{(alliteration affords additional awesome)} 15:44, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

A fact you say, because you are always right? Do you know that being right 100% of the time is a statistical impossibility? That some people lie, even if they think they are telling the truth, because they are not perfect and flawed in some way? According to Dr. Georgy House, everyone lies, and he says we can trust him because he admits to being a liar. Why? because when he says he is a liar, he is telling you the truth. He even admits to being a manipulative bastard, but says he is only so because he cares about his patients getting better and that is the best way for him to get results. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 22:32, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

Drat. I was all ready for a YouTube video of THE, perched astride the back of a pair of Hippos, delivering a rant on the subject of who knows what. My hopes are dashed again! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 22:17, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

The river of humour has been swamped. Now rhinos, they are much better. Can run at 35mph you know... MrN  Fork you! 02:16, Feb 19

I wouldn't want either one mad at me. Hippos can bite and Rhinos can gore. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 03:45, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

What can Gore do? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:24, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

You mean besides be annoying? He invented the Internet, right? --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 13:57, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

He invented all of the internets. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

All of teh internets? Even the Internet 2.0, and the Internet that filters out all porn so it is reduced to just 3000 web sites? --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 02:13, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

I saw hippos yesterday! Cute but deadly, just like my ninja exgirlfriend. --THINKER 14:37, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

That was a terrible movie. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:04, 20 Feb 2008