Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/December 14

December 14: World Cliché Day

• Long Long Ago - Some French guy misplaces his patent for creating the English language.
• 1735 - Pie is discovered before π.
• 1830 - It is a dark and stormy night.
• 1911 - Welsh explorer Roald Dahl and his team become the first people to reach the Giant Peach.
• 1929 - Hitler realizes he has very little time to finish his Christmas shopping, and subsequently freaks out while in line at WalMart. Chaos ensues.
• 1945 - The Nazis prove that every cloud has a silver lining, especially if you hate Jews.
• 1978 - Chuck Norris sweeps his girlfriend off her feet. With a roundhouse kick. In a roundhouse. Just for kicks.
• 1991 - Scientists first start working on Packaged Bread Without Crust™. For the next 10 years they will go to countless parties with other scientists and feel like they are working to find the cure for cancer.
• 2000 - George W. Bush receives his first gay blowjob. In return for the favor, George W. Bush and his government maintain a very friendly line towards homosexuals.
• 2001 - 10 years in the making, Packaged Bread Without Crust™ is finally introduced as a prototype to the Bimbo company.
• 2004 The Kitten army begins to prepare for their mass masturbation strike for 25 December during the Human vs. Kitten War. The strike kills 250,000+ humans.
• 2011 - It's the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine).
• Today - The first day of the rest of your life.