Chozo

With the Panda Suit provided by Chozo Statues, Samus can turn into a Furry at will!

The Chozo are an ancient bird-like race residing in old Metroid games. They help Samus Aran on her quest by giving her power-ups such as the Varia Suit, Morph Ball, HeadOn, and the Vagina Attack.

Description

The Chozo resembles a hunched over humanoid figure with a little beak and two very big hands. Chozo statues always look like they're ready for some fun with Samus's morph ball form.

History

The chozo evolved from the dinosaur race that also spawned Godzilla and Barney. They endured many years of peace on their planet and built statues of themselves that were used to teach their off springs the fine art of making love to their special apparatus the Morph Ball. But one day they realized they were bored with that so they went to other planets to find young children to abduct in their ice cream truck UFO's. So they went to the planet K-21AA to find the perfect little girl. They took the little girl back to their planet and built a special containment suit to contain her blinding cuteness.

Habits and Lifestyle

The space pirates sent the Chozo to death camps such McDonald's, Chick-fil-A, Popeye's and KFC.

The Chozo built many great cities in their height of power. Yeah right! Samus often finds herself reading this as she stands in some dusty old Chozo Ruins. They were an intelligent sentient race that held a great amount of power. Evidently, it was not enough to get rid of those blasted space pirates.

As for the Chozo themselves, they do nothing more than screw around with Samus, cowardly hiding away like the chickens that they are and occasionally sending out monsters to screw her. The Chozo are notorious for being absent from the picture and leaving their crap behind. In any quest with Samus, the Chozo are always on some other planet, they're worse than Princess Peach always being in another castle or God and his roommate Vishnu's mysterious absence.

Importance In Metroid Games

Throughout many different metroid games, Chozo statues have always been there to provide Samus with power-ups. This can be achieved by rolling up into morph ball and being imbued with the cocks power.

The Chozo seem to be acquaintances with Grues. How this came to be is unknown since those damned bastards are always somewhere else when you really need them.