Broken.Keyboard
A.broken.keyboard.is.a.keyboard.that.usually.has.no.space.bar,.or.at.least.not.a.functioning.one.
Your.keyboard.is.probably.broken.because.after.your.computer.froze.you.got.really.mad.and.smashed.the.space.bar,.not.to.mention.you.then.smashed.it.over.your.head.to.see.if.you.could.get.it.to.work.again.
How.to.fix.a.broken.keyboard
A.broken.keyboard.is.a.very.annoying.device.because.without.a.space.bar.you.can.not.make.sentences.that.anyone.will.want.to. read.and.they.may.disregard.your.posts.and.stuff.like.that.and.you.will.be.very.sad..However.there.are.a.few.ways.to.fix.a.broken.keyboard.
The.glue.method
It.is.quite.easy.to.just.glue.a.keyboard.back.together.but.the.buttons.may.not.work.and.that.may.make.you.pretty.sad.
- Get.a.glue.stick.
- The.glue.stick.is.dead,.dumbass..Get.one.that.works.
- Put.glue.all.over.the.keyboard..Especially.on.the.M.O.R.O.N.keys.
- Try.to.type.something..If.it.doesn't.work,.repeat.step.3.
If.the.above.didn't.work.and.now.you.can't.type.anything,.try.another.method.
The.electric.surge.method
If.the.above.failed.there.is.still.another.method,.this.one.will.electrify.your.keyboard,.seamlessly.waking.up.every.key.
- First,.rip.the.power.cord.out.of.the.back.of.your.computer.
- Grab.your.trusty.glue.stick.and glue.it.somewhere.on.the.keyboard.
- Now.the.fun.begins..Put.the.keyboard.next.to.a.wall.outlet.and.plug.it.in.
- If.the.keyboard.gets.shot.with.electricity.and.the.lights.go.out,.it.should.work.again.
POOP!
Broken.Period.Key
If.you.cannot.repair.your.keyboard,.you.may.be.forced.to.continue.to.use.the.period.key.for.spacing.. It.will.eventually.wear.out,.though,.as.will.the.-.key,the._.key.and.every.other.symbol.key.
AfterSomeTimeYouMayFindThatYourOnlyOptionIsToBeginCapitalizingEachLetterOfEachWordForEmphasisunlessyou'rejustlazy
BrokenSpaceBarDisorder
BSBDissomethingmanycomputerusersaregradualybeinginfectedwith. Itrenderstheuserofacomputerunabletousethespacebareveragainintheirlife. Iftheyweretodosotheywouldfalloveranddie. However,sufferersofthisdisorderareperfectlycapeableofusingeveryotherkeyboardbutton. Thoughthisisseenasrisky,asoneslipcouldtriggerafatalaty.
Discovery
Thediseasewasdiscoveredin2004whenagroupofsevenramblerstravelledEurope Assomeoftheseramblersbegantousetheircomputersafterreturningfromtheirholidaytheyexploded. Afterthefirstthreediedtheotherfourbookedthemselvesesinfortestingatalocalhospital. Testswererunonthesurvivingfourtodeterminethecauseoftheexplosions.AweeklaterBSBDwasaregistereddissease. Unfortunatelythesurvivingfourdiedwhilstintesting.
Causes
Althoughthisdiseaseisrelativelynewitisthoughtthemaincauseisoverexposuretothepope. ThisclaimcouldbesupportedastheramblersmentionedabovepassedthroughVaticancity. Itisthoughtthatbecauseofthepopesantitechnologystancehehasinfectedcomputeruserswiththedisease. TheVaticandeniesallreportsandtellsitsfollowersthisisuntruealthoughitappearstobealie. ThiswouldbebadforaVaticanspokesmantodoasforthistheywillburninhellforeternity.
OvercomingBSBD
Peoplewhosufferfromthisdiseaseoftenhavetofindnewwaystoovercomethedisorder.Theseinclude:
- Usingtabkeys
- Usingreturn
- Using_underscores_as_shown_here
Sofartheonlycureistoshoottheuserofthekeyboardandhopetheydie.
Thiswouldstoptheproblempersisting.ThisisalsoknownasPEBCAK.
Symptoms
Therehavebeennotedtobeveryfewsymptomsofbrokenspacebardisorderotherthantheobvious. Howevertheyareasfollows:
- Gradualdisappearanceofthethumbs.
- Newfoundallergytocows.
- Suddencravingsforgeeseeggs.
AlthoughBSBDisseenasacursebymanysuffererstheredoesappeartobeanadvantage. NolongercansufferersbesubjecttotheterriblehardshipsofAlternativeSpacesSyndromeorA.S.S.forshort. Thisiswhereeveryotherspacebecomesaquestionmarkorinsomecasesthewordcarrot. NorcantheyexperienceUnnecessaryGapDiseaseorF.T.P.forshort. Thisiswherethesuffererleavesspacessplittingupasinglewordorinsomerarecasessplittingaletter.
arrrrghhhgsofuckingannoytingthedamnpackebarwontwork,thissisnotfunny,,itsstatringtopisss meoff.
My Keys kkeep getting sttttttuck
Evvvvery once inn aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa while, a keyyyyy on my keyyybbbbbboooooooooooard getss stuck. Especially the fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff. Does anyone know how to ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffix this?<-----Refer to qwerty.
Sure chum! Just remove the key and clean it, if that is not enought lubricate the key with a qtip and a quarter drop of edible household oil. Make sure it tastes like nothing, that means it's refined and will never become rancid. Remember to keep that key clean, as bread crumbs might jamm the key again.
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