Brittany (disambiguation)

People in Britain would say that this one is Brittany the bird, not the slut.

Brittany may refer to:

• Brittany, a northern region of the country of France, which is often confused with a small island next to it.
• Britain, an island that is the principal region of the United Kingdom.
• Brittany Spears, a slut.
• Britainy Spear, a bird.

It is important to disambiguate among the above meanings, for example if you have a blind date with Brittany coming up. If you are hosting Brittany at your flat, this will help you decide whether you should serve cracked corn or whether the bird will be satisfied merely with a bit of flavored lubricant.

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