Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/August 27

August 27: The Day After Tomorrow

• 1257 - Migration of both African and Indian elephants at the same time cause a shift in the poles, triggering the Little Ice Age.
• 1650 - Both climate change deniers and proponents say nothing, mostly because they have frozen to death.
• 1793 - French counter-revolution begins. Corian becomes the counter du jour.
• 1832 - Sauk leader Black Hawk surrenders to U.S., never to be included in the DC Comics movie universe.
• 1883 - Krakatoa explodes, hurling pumice, rubber ducks, loofahs and other bathing accessories over 150 miles.
• 1905 - The science project volcano is invented, setting a bad example for real volcanoes.
• 1928 - The Kellogg-Post Pact, renouncing oatmeal as an instrument of foreign policy, is signed by 60 cereal companies.
• 1986 - Mt. St. Helens erupts again but this time in laughter.
• 2002 - Armageddon starts.
• 2002.5 - Armageddon nervous.
• 2003 - Armageddon outta here.
• 2004 - The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse win the Kentucky Derby in a dead heat.
• 2009 - Scientists prove the real reason of global warming is the increasing group sex rate of Eskimos.
• 2014 - The chickens come home to roost because that is what they do.
• 2101 - All your base are belong to us.