Yet Another Useless Article
“What a waste of time.”
“The most useless article of the century!”
is coming to a computer screen near you never!
In a website where useless articles are created every 240 seconds, comes another article that simply blends into the middle distance.
An article from people you have never heard of by a group so mysterious they don't exist.
An irrelevant viewpoint gives it 1 star.
This article will keep you uninformed till the latest opportunity and use
stupid jokes stolen from somewhere else that you've heard about 3 times already.
“"Fuck, this article is pointless!”
“"Wow, that was shit!”
You will read pointless facts that will not even be useful as pub trivia.
By the time you read the full article you will have seen the better bits already around 5 times before.
You won't be gripped until the last moment.
This article will be the most important waste of your time since your birth.
THIS ARTICLE IS A MUST NOT READ!