viet Kong

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Viet Kong

1. One of the most feared, yet lesser known creatures on the earth. His older brother, King Kong, certainly stole the spotlight for the Kong family, and despite Viet's 7 attempts to wreak havoc in major cities, he always seemed to miss. His latest attempt, in 1954, was to attack Jamaica, but when he got off the plane, he realized he was in Jamaica, Queens. Viet has settled in Northern Antarctica with Abdominal Snowman, often confused with the Abominable Snowman. He last contacted news agencies through Oscar Wilde in 1974, who released the following statement: "Viet Kong has realized that the path his brother King took was not for him. Monsters have different callings, and his is to live in a non-existent place with a ridiculously named abdominal abomination."