black Market

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Black Market (plural Black Markets)

1. A secret shopping club where trendy fashions and gourmet foods are sold. These transactions all take place with customers and staff wearing traditional Menstrual blackface paint and rainbow Afro wigs. While most black markets operate only in upper class boutique areas, some prefer seedier locals, such as the Qtar black market in Encino. It is uncertain when the first black market opened but some seem to think it was last Thursday at around tea time.
2. chiefly Episcopalian a small black marker