Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/Archive-2023-05

HowTo:Find the remote control

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Delete (1)	Page marked with "fix" template that has been left unedited long beyond the 30 day mark. --Lord Foog the 2st (talk) 18:48, 6 April 2023 (UTC)
Keep (1)	Keep. With a bit of a copy-edit/rewrite, it can be much better. OnePunch 23:55, 6-Apr-23 Stated in lieu of a bit of a copy-edit/rewrite. That's not the way this works. One saves it and then votes Keep stating, "I have saved it." Or fork it to your userspace and point to it as a proposed replacement; that's still a Save. Don't vote on the basis that someone will do the work; they won't. Spıke 🎙️03:42 7-Apr-23 Well, I planned on doing the work after I placed my Keep vote, but then got dragged away to go have lunch. I came back and did the copy-edit for the past five minutes, and once I had finished, looked into Recent Changes and saw your comment here. What timing. OnePunch 03:52, 7-Apr-23 Naw you didn't, surely I shamed you into it Spıke 🎙️04:17 7-Apr-23
Comments	Before or after rewrite, it's a first-person rant that doesn't amuse the reader, but amuses the author with a fiction about abusing the reader. Of course, that's what most of HowTo: is, so not worth a vote to delete either. Spıke 🎙️12:53 7-Apr-23

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Delete (2)	Not offensive enough. The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 04:19, 1 May 2023 (UTC) Useless page. Nobody will ever see it, and it's definitely not funny. OnePunch 05:25, 1-May-23
Keep (2)	In case this is a joke nomination and gets passed. RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:46, 1 May 2023 (UTC) Naw, you can't delete the main page! Hardly our worst Spıke 🎙️12:02 1-May-23
Comments	Crikey! a deadlock! Spıke 🎙️00:27 5-May-23