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umm... Rape?[edit]

Rape! • FreddIs Great In Bedd • Flag of Egypt.png • Foxicon.png • 21:15, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

Raping: Not just for user talk pages anymore. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 04:22, Nov 7 2009

UFFL Update Story[edit]

Ah, slightly passed mid-season: the time of year when experts begin to prematurely dish out tentative first-58%-of-season MVPs and other awards. The UFFL is no different. Here’s this author’s MVP, among other things.

MVP: Drew Brees, QB, Sternensteinenstine. Though as of right now there are two other players with more fantasy points, no QB has helped their team more in the Win-Loss bracket than Drew Brees has for the good ol’ Nazis. It’s no surprise that Sternensteinenstine’s one loss this season came during a week Brees didn’t throw a TD pass.

Defensive Player of the Year: New Orleans, DEF, Oklahoma City Storm. Right now, New Orleans’ D is Storm’s third-highest-scoring player, right behind their starting quarterback and starting running back. No other defense even comes close.

Comeback Player of the Year: Chad Pennington, QB, FA. One might think that awarding a comeback player of the year in the first year of a league’s existence doesn’t make much sense. These people are wrong. This award clearly belongs in the hands of Chad Pennington, who had a mediocre start to the season before getting knocked out the remainder of the year with a shoulder injury, thereby allowing the somewhat-more-fantasy-viable-though-not-by-much Chad Henne to take his place.

Standings:

  1. Sternenstinenstine (8-1)
  2. John Curry All Stars (6-3)
  3. The Dudes (6-3)
  4. Domestic Team Name (5-4)
  5. Oklahoma City Storm (4-5)
  6. Cheddar’s Doritians (4-5)
  7. DiBiase’s Millions (3-6)
  8. The Winnerz (0-9)

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:07, November 10, 2009 (UTC)

So...[edit]

Are we gonna make the UnSignpost a fortnightly thing? —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:27, 11 November 2009

  • For. Unless enough news build up in one week, which wont happen. • FreddIs Great In Bedd • Flag of Egypt.png • Foxicon.png • 15:02, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • For, unless our printing press contract can be renegotiated. I really think we're printing too much counterfeit money, guys. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 21:21 Nov 11 2009

I don't know if anyone cares but...[edit]

We now have Portal:Religion Cheers! Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 19:49, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

From the logs[edit]

(User rights log); 22:53 . . Sannse (Talk | contribs | block) changed group membership for User:Sannse from Staff 
and Administrators to Administrators (now will this work...)
User rights log); 23:15 . . Uberfuzzy (Talk | contribs | block) changed group membership for User:Sannse from Administrators 
to Administrators and Staff (oh no you dont... you don't get away from looking after Uncyc that easily!)

MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:20, Nov 13

So[edit]

Are we dead, or what? I don't have anything to submit for this edition, whenever this edition actually is. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 11:52 Nov 24 2009

I dunno about there not being anything potentially story-worthy (Puppy's killing of CW Week jumps straight to mind), but perhaps the UnSignpost should take a holiday break and come back after Thanksgiving Week, or something. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:32, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
Could you make the next one a special Grue-themed UnSignpost? Please? Maybe that would help. And the Grue God wants it too. --Invincibleflamegruemaster 19:54, Nov 24 2009
I second that. I have other shit to do. Like eat turkey. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:17 Nov 24 2009
i've been too busy to manage the unsignpost. bother someone else to do it. maybe UU, he rarely does anything useful around here anymore, i think. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:56, November 25, 2009 (UTC)
I get the feeling that my biopic has managed to kill the UnSignpost... Pup
HUH??????????????? I JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF SOMEONE COULD MAKE THE NEXT UNSIGNPOST GRUE-THEMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Invincibleflamegruemaster 21:52, Nov 25 2009
Calm down, please. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:45, 5 December 2009
I'M CALM! SEE? PERFECTLY CALM!! YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALM ME DOWN, CAUSE I AM 100% CALM! --Invincibleflamegruemaster 16:56, 12 5, 2009
I see. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:07, 5 December 2009
I really don't know how to respond to that. --Invincibleflamegruemaster 18:48, 12 5, 2009
Just calm down. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 20:58 Dec 5 2009
I'm calm. Really this time. So... Grue-themed UnSignPost plz? --Invincibleflamegruemaster 21:50, 12 5, 2009

Echo...[edit]

Echoooooooooooooooooo...echoooooooooooooooo...echoooooooooooo...echooooooooooooo...

Wow, it's empty here. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 00:52,15December,2009

No it isn't. --Invincibleflamegruemaster 01:30, 12 15, 2009

UFFL Update[edit]

The season is now over, and I got cheated out of the playoffs. Story 1: Check. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 02:04,15December,2009

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