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| {{bassist}}
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This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
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| {{Clarinetplayer}}
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This user is a clarinet player, and as such is taunted by most boys.
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| {{drummer}}
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This user plays drums, and usually hangs around with musicians.
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| {{guitarist}}
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This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
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| {{pianist}}
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This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
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| {{trombonist}}
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This user plays trombone because positioning a slide is much more simple than pushing down a series of buttons.
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| {{User Musical}}
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This user is like LeAnn Rimes, because s/he is all about value.
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| {{User Metalhead}}
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This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
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| {{Addicted to Cowbell}}
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 | THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS. |
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| {{No more cowbell}}
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| no cowbell | This user has broken his/her addiction to Cowbell! Long shall they live and prosper! |
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| {{User Feedback}}
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| {{User Indie}}
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 | This user listens to indie music, therefore they think they're better than you. |
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| {{Beatles Fan}}
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 | This user is a crazed Beatles fan. (is there any other kind??) |
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| {{User RCB fangirl}}
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 | This user is a fangirl of Roberto Carlos, and wishes she could play with what's left of his hair. Or give the king a kiss. |
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