Uncyclopedia:CVP/archive1

Articled clerk

• Hopeless, as decided by VFH, several times.
• Stupid idea that is stupid every time.

KATIE!! 22:00, 31 Dec 2005 (UTC)

People who should have been aborted

• Created many times / deleted 4 times
• Generally a slander magnet

-- T. (talk) 23:59, 23 Dec 2005 (UTC)

He-man and He-Man

• I've deleted these 3 times personally, and others have killed them too.
• Stub text is identical with each reposting: a cut 'n' paste of this comic = copyrighted material.

-- T. (talk) 04:18, 19 Dec 2005 (UTC)

World's Top Arseholes

• Created and deleted five times

--EvilZak 06:33, 17 Dec 2005 (UTC)

FC Porto

• CVP per Admin conference on IRC
• Page has been repeatedly linked to a Club website as an advertisement

-- T. (talk) 00:08, 14 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Camp Lazlo Episode Ideas

• "This is a page you cannot delete because every time I edit this page, it gets deleted. So DO NOT delete this page so I won't have to edit it over and over again. Remember, this is a content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit."
• CVP'd because this'll just keep getting created (they had to do this on wikipedia too).
• User thinks this wiki is about free speech or something. Bah

--Splaka 09:50, 8 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Higglesmigarrt

• View or restore 15 deleted edits? Nah. 2nd'd by RadicalX, 3rd'd by Flammable.
• Had to range block Kent State U to make this one stop.

-- T. (talk) 22:04, 7 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Diarrhoea & Diarrhea

• Created and flushed one too many times, both UK and US spellings.
• Will stay as CVP until someone proposes a useful article or purpose for them.

--Splaka 04:30, 30 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Muddha

• Created and huffed 5 times
• Vanity page rubbish for some idiot's blog

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:38, 29 Nov 2005 (UTC)

East Rockaway

• Too much slander. Too much stupid.--Sir Flammable KUN 03:24, 27 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Distortion 68

• 3rd time's the charm

--Splaka 22:32, 24 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Young Hwan

• Appearance #6

--Splaka 09:22, 23 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Lue2

• Euuuuuugh!'d and Aaaaaaahhh!'d 4 times
• Dick magnet.

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 00:16, 19 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Ethel Cardew

• Shat out and flushed away 3 times
• Multiple editors; content was picture of pissed tattooed moron.

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 20:46, 16 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Fucked up people

• Belched into existence and promptly winked out again 4 times
• Semi-literate crap, authors apparently unable to follow simple instructions to read the Beginner's Guide

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 15:26, 11 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Terry McIntosh

• Created and deleted 3 times
• Slandanity that escaped our radar too long. No en.wp article, no valid links to it (and too many redirects), and very few google hits
• We've reached a consensus on teacher 'slandanity', see Uncyclopedia:Vanity_Policies (yes, we know there is another non-mr, we will get to it too).

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 22:41, 9 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Christopheros Lacos

• 5th time's the charm
• No google matches, no en.wp article.

--Splaka 21:48, 7 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Dylan_"The_Moundface"

• Created and deleted 3 times by different editors
• Slandanity, with little chance of redemption

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 18:47, 6 Nov 2005 (UTC)

RuneScrape

• Buying 7 article creations 3k ea, selling 7 article deletions 5k ea

--EvilZak 20:05, 5 Nov 2005 (UTC)

J. Loseth

• Created 3 times by multiple editors
• Slandanity

--Splaka 01:28, 3 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Chris hunnam

• 7 times hath past our threshhold
• Slandanity shit.

--Splaka 01:21, 3 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Nanaki

• Made and unmade 4 times
• Two idiot kids using our wiki as a chat forum

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 02:25, 1 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Port Pirie

• Created and uncreated 5 times
• Best version was two lines, last version was " i like choise..."

--Splaka 12:10, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

YTMND

• Created and hurt 3 times
• At least 7 editors.

--Splaka 03:40, 29 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Angela Lansbury

• Created und vas deletedich trei timesk
• Best version was "She is the biggest slut in the world."

--Splaka 05:03, 28 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Reinet

• Murdered 5 times
• That's enough of that, thank you.

--Splaka 23:47, 26 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Caboose

• Created and mutilated 4 times
• Content at one point was: 'Its Gone again caboose. Happy caboose? All the stuff about u is gone caboose'
• Apparently Slandanity in the orignal form, almost same contents each time after.

--Splaka 23:59, 21 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Phite

• Created and violated 4 times

--Splaka 22:19, 20 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Wemmu

• Created and slung out 6 times
• content ranged from "gfsagasdg" to slandanity

--Splaka 08:45, 20 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Helena Bowen

• Created and huffed 3 times

--Splaka 22:01, 19 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Alytus

• Fried 3 times.
• This article just keeps coming back from the dead.
• Something about those ex-soviets makes them persistent and unrelenting. I wonder where they learned it from?
• There's no hope that it will ever go anywhere good.

-- » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 18:56, 19 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Fuckwad

• Burninated 6 times.
• Each attempt was different, each attempt sucked.
• Used in many places, hence the recreation by idiots.
• If anyone has a bloody awesome idea for this article, leave me a message about it on my talk page.

-- » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 18:56, 19 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Fucking Retarded

• Created and huffed 4 times (first time was MTU expire, 3 vandalisms)
• Lame, 6 different editors.

--Splaka 22:12, 17 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Stratigo

• Created and deleted 5 times
• Slandanity, possibly spillover from Camp Fuck You Die

--Splaka 21:57, 15 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Unthesaurus:Cunt

• Created and deleted 3 times
• Plagiarism. And even if it wasn't plagiarism, it's not funny.
• And even if it was funny (which it isn't), there's no such namespace.
• And even if there was such a namespace, it'd still suck.

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:51, 14 Oct 2005 (UTC)

So, it's a keeper, then? :P--ComaVN 15:02, 18 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Bill Kazmier

• Created and deleted 4 times
• DoubleBadThink

--Splaka 11:28, 12 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Euan Cooles

• Created and deleted 4 times
• Teenage slandanity

--- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:56, 8 Oct 2005 (UTC)

EvilCody

• Created and deleted 6 times
• Sometimes vanity, sometimes slander, always shit

--- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 22:32, 7 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Am I gay?

• Created and deleted 5 times
• Consistently, unequivocally crap

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 23:49, 1 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Monkeyman10219

• Created and deleted 5 times within 6 minutes
• Presumably about a GameFAQs user
• Written so unintelligbly that I can't even tell if it's attack-vanity or not

--EvilZak 22:00, 1 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Tonay

• Created and deleted 3 times
• Inarticulate slandanity

-- -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 08:45, 7 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Skazi

• Created and deleted 8 times
• Never had more than one sentence.

--EvilZak 18:29, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Alexander I Kwaśniewski

• Created and Deleted 4 times
• Always crap

--Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 16:13, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)

It looks like this person is the prime minister of a country (Poland). That type of article is always going to have activity. Might want to let the Poles have a bit of time to come up with something reasonable. The topic should have enough material to come up with something reasonable, eventually.--130.95.106.154 02:38, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Arnulfo

VFD'd at least once, duplicated multiple times since. Redirects to TBD, and now protected. --Famine 13:08, 2 Aug 2005 (UTC)

HW.no

• Created and deleted 6 times
• Non-notable website.
• Same unfunny one-line page each time.

--EvilZak 18:41, 11 Jul 2005 (UTC)

16page2

• Created and deleted 7 times
• One guy with dynamic IP kept creating this page.
• He tried to make this page a "sequel" to 16.

--EvilZak 01:35, 29 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Wasabi X

• Created and deleted 4 times
• Attack page on a GameFAQs user

--EvilZak 22:59, 28 Jun 2005 (UTC) (note: stop spaming the dudes Bio)

TOaster Oven

• Created and deleted 3 times
• Another GameFAQs vanity page

--EvilZak 22:59, 28 Jun 2005 (UTC)

H2SB

• Created and deleted 4 times
• Vanity page for a non-notable GameFAQs board

--EvilZak 18:46, 18 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Archive1 and Archive2

• Used for spam deposits
• Deleted several times each
• I don't know if this will help, or if the spammers will just use different pages for their vile deeds. But I suppose it's worth a try.

--Rcmurphy 14:27, 26 May 2005 (EDT)

Comrade Boris

• Created 3 times with "IN SOVIET RUSSIA BORIS READS YOU!!!!"
• Most likely created by the same person, but with 3 different IPs
• I can't remember what the joke is from at the moment, but its not original (feel free to remind me the joke on my talk page, it hurts my brain to remember)

--Paulgb Talk 19:15, 12 May 2005 (EDT)

Javanoir

• Created and deleted 5 times
• About another website (javanoir.org)
• Made into a protected blank page by David Gerard
• Changed to redirect here.

--Paulgb Talk 14:57, 2 May 2005 (EDT)

LUElinks

• Created and deleted 4 times
• About another website (although never an ad)

--Paulgb Talk 14:59, 2 May 2005 (EDT)

LUE

• Created and deleted 3 times
• Promotional for a website

--Paulgb Talk 15:12, 2 May 2005 (EDT)

UFIA

• Created and deleted 3 times
• Inside joke on FARK, but not funny here

--Paulgb Talk 15:27, 2 May 2005 (EDT)

Carlospresents

• Created and deleted 3 times
• Never very good
• Edited by several different anonymous IP users

--Paulgb Talk 15:40, 2 May 2005 (EDT)