UnTunes:The RAP of My Life

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This very strange song, called The RAP of My Life, was created by youtube user thecomputernerd01. The song was exported as MP3 by Zach.

Lyrics[edit]

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[instrumental]

I like cheese loops when it's hot, and I just got shot I think I'm dead, so where's the bread it's in my shirt, it saved my life, and the bathroom door locks from the outside Go to the store on my bicycle, I always carry a key on me I don't want to get locked in, this is my chin.

I gotta represent my crew, we're really bad and we got no clue how to solve a crossword puzzle 'cause we scare little kids We drink latte for a living without even killing a frog I'm scared of spiders that sardine is baby hanging on my wall.

[chorus] This is my life, I eat carrots, got no wife and I use a hammer to build 'cause I'm a builder, use a wooden spoon to stir my drink My guns are fully loaded and my buns are all frozen, they need to be that way or else I get really mad

This is my life, I play soccer, got a knife to carve my tree because I'm old school, and I keep it safe, I only write with pencils My guns are fully loaded and my buns are all frozen, they need to be that way or else I get really mad

This is my life, I eat crackers, tie my shoes so I don't fall on top of a ball inside of the mall because I'm so small right next to a mall I'm making a call I feel really awkward right now, it's how I roll, this is my life, I'm gonna ride my scooter.


I live in my shed, becuase I'm feeling really red, I drive a minivan, park it next to my garbage can, only on Mondays I wear black socks because they're really long and warm, my shocks are extra bouncy, my guitar is really hot

Go hunting in my yard, I search for really big animals, I like to read books and spray glogone in the toilet, light candles on fire with my homs' run away from the cops, we look really nice, seriously

[chorus] This is my life, I eat carrots, got no wife and I use a hammer to build 'cause I'm a builder, use a wooden spoon to stir my drink My guns are fully loaded and my buns are all frozen, they need to be that way or else I get really mad

This is my life, I play soccer, got a knife to carve my tree because I'm old school, and I keep it safe, I only write with pencils My guns are fully loaded and my buns are all frozen, they need to be that way or else I get really mad

This is my life, I eat crackers, tie my shoes so I don't fall on top of a ball inside of the mall because I'm so small right next to a mall I'm making a call I feel really awkward right now, it's how I roll, this is my life, I'm gonna ride my scooter.


People always look up to me like I'm a superstar or something, please don't get me wrong, but I thikn it's really creepy My blender just broke because I put a buch of rocks inside it, I eat my cookies with milk, and I'm a huge fan of flowers I wanna be your friend, but you smell like a cow, that's a little weird, so I think I'll step aside I always count my money when people are looking, I put suncreen on my face

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