UnTunes:Piano Ballad
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I wrote this song last night
Without a pen or any paper on which to write.
So I just took my blood and wrote it out on the wall
It's clear that I am writing a piano ballad.
I have no friends and I am in no band
So I wrote for only piano; it's all you're gonna hear until the end
Ooh
It's clear that I am writing a piano ballad.
I can only play two chords
In every single key
And I don't care what you say,
I know that my lyrics are too sappy
Spoken: They're crap, I know, it's OK.
I seem to have lost
Something very dear to me
Something that I feel
Belonged to me!
Spoken: Did I just rhyme "me" with "me"? Oops.
She was my S & M slave
But I loved her like I love a whipping post with two legs!
Well, she just up and left
And now I'm bitching to you teenage boys
Such is the very sad life
Of the piano ballad
Some would mistake me for talentless hack
And you know that they would be right
Extemporaneous lyricism
With words that just don't rhyme
Man, this is a crappy piano ballad
I really can't even sing
And it's clear that I'm running out of ideas
Barely even into this song and I'm already out of steam
Ooh
It's clear that I am writing a piano ballad
Spoken: I guess I should do some sort of bridge or chorus or something
I needed her like a dog needs a bone
But I had the bone so I guess she was the place I was burying it
Spoken: Good save
Now I complain to you little rats
Because your parents are the ones with the cash and that's all that I care about
Spoken: Damn straight
From the bad metaphors
To the talk of those I adore
And the fake anger, pain
As my inspiration wanes
I turn my anguish
Into a Top 40 hit
And it's clear.
So clear
That this is a piano ballad.