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UnTunes:Ode to Bubble Buddy
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Written by a pothead after watching the "Bubble Buddy" episode of Spongebob.
Once there was my Bubble Buddy,
Pockets emptied of bubble money,
So he had to sell his body
To just about anybody
And everybody
Wanting bubble butt
He takes johns to the beach where,
He makes them moan and screech there
Because around he'll reach their
Tailfins munching manpeach hair
He's just my Bubble Buddy
He's their Bubble Slut
Hey now Bubble Buddy you're so much more than this
Oh Bubble Buddy how much more will you miss
I love you Bubble Buddy don't let it end with this
So please now Bubble Buddy stop fucking all the fish
He doesn't understand now,
How much me he means to me and how,
I would never want to plow,
Him such things I would not allow
He's just so nice and lovely
A bubble full of lust
Oh Bubble Buddy I know you need the cash
But you don't have to be just a piece of ass
You could get a real job, even work for Krabs
No not those kinds of crabs, I mean Mr. Krabs
Once there was my Bubble Buddy
Pockets emptied of bubble money
He takes johns to the beach where,
He makes them moan and screech there
He's just so nice and lovely
He's their bubble slut
A nice big bubble butt
A bubble full of lust
He's their Bubble Slut