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UnTunes:I'm playing a game!
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Intro[edit]
Shawtahayyy!
- Oh SHIT, get yo controllers ready!
- It's all about to go down
- Get in the motherfucking room
- Put in the motherfucking CD
- But first, check if the console's connected to the TV
Chorus[edit]
- I'M PLAYIN' A GAME! (I'm playing a game)
- I'm playing a game (I'm playing a game)
- Everybody look at me because I'm playing this awesome game! (this awesome game)
- I'm playing a game (I'm playing a game)
- I'm playing a game (I'm playing a game)
- Take a good hard look at the motherfucking game!
Verse 1[edit]
- I'm PLAYIn' A GAME motherfucker take a look at me!
- With graphics way more awesome than what you have ever seen!
- Don't need yo PS3, don't need yo 360
- Cause I got my own game, and it's real nifty
- Check out the gunfight bitch, it's real awesome shit
- Check out the blood on da floor, fucking looks so real
- Oh wait you puking now, you a baby-baby!
- I'm playing this awesome game, you fat old pussy-pussy!
Verse 2[edit]
- This is an awesome game, so exciting and shit!
- So much better than what you have back at home, ya dick
- This ain't no fucking dream, this as real as it gets
- I'm playing a game motherfucker, don't you ever forget!
- I'm playing this game and
- It's really cool and
- I think I just defeated another boss and
- It's get tough and
- Oh fucking goddamn
- I guess I'll have to start over again, man
(SHUT the fuck up! This game's fo REAL!)
- Fuck sports, I got EA motherfucker
- Fuck history, I got Assassin's Creed motherfucker
- Fuck Indiana Jones I got Uncharted 2 motherfucker
- Fuck Lara Croft, for the same reason motherfucker
- World Cyber Games, if you could see me now
- Blowing building after building to the ground somehow
- Or scoring goal after goal to get a new high score
- With a couple cheat codes, anything is possible
Bridge[edit]
- Never thought I'd play such a game
- It's got me hooked for the whole fucking day
- Oh yeah, baby, I'm gonna win this
- Never thought that I'd the see the day
- With this great game coming my way
- Never thought my mom would get mad
- It's just a game, bitch!
(Break)
(Chorus)
Shawtahayy, shawta-shawta-shawtahayy!