UnTunes:Alvechurch Shuffle

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The Bedworth Dogbox Experience
From	1355 to Present
Hometown	Nuneaton
Genre(s)	Happy Hardcore <br\>Rave
Notable Single(s)	"The Alvechurch Shuffle"
Record Label	Leicester City Council

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Biography

The Bedworth Dogbox Experience were formed as an example of shit over substance, and showed that any old idiot when armed with some cheap recording equipment ganked off E-Bay could turn out crap like this.

Tracks dealt with hard hitting topics, as varied as the town of Rugby, maggots, bicycles, pirated porno DVDs, beer, broken down trains and fornication on railway property.

Lyrics

Saltley South Top Panel, Signaller Speaking
Hello There Driver Two Romeo Four Three, standing at Sierra Yankee Eight
You know on the road bridge by Alvechurch station?
Yeah?
That goes over the railway there?
Yes?
A Gentleman in black tights..
Fucking bollocks!
Masturbating, as the trains go past..

MASTURBATING! MASTURBATING! MASTURBATING!
MASTURBATING! MASTURBATING! Fucking Bollocks!
MASTURBATING! MASTURBATING! MASTURBATING!
MASTURBATING! MASTURBATING! Black Tights!

Fucking Bollocks!

MASTURBATING! MASTURBATING! MASTURBATING!
MASTURBATING! MASTURBATING! Fucking Bollocks!
MASTURBATING! MASTURBATING! MASTURBATING!
MASTURBATING! MASTURBATING! Just watch out for the tosser on the bridge! <mutley laugh>

Fucking Bollocks!

TOSSER! MASTURBATING! TOSSER! MASTURBATING!
TOSSER! MASTURBATING! You're not going to believe this!
TOSSER! MASTURBATING! TOSSER! MASTURBATING!
TOSSER! MASTURBATING! Alvechurch station!

Alvechurch! Alvechurch! TOSSER! MASTURBATING!
Alvechurch! Alvechurch! Fucking Bollocks!
Alvechurch! Alvechurch! Black Tights! MASTURBATING!
Alvechurch! MASTURBATING! Alvechurch station!

Fucking Bollocks!

MASTURBATING! MASTURBATING! MASTURBATING!
MASTURBATING! MASTURBATING! Fucking Bollocks!

I'll clear the signal for you now driver...
And just watch out for the tosser on the bridge!!