UnSignpost talk:UnSignpost/05-15-08

Interview transcript

Dr. Skullthumper: So Kip, what's it like, being banned? Has anything changed for you?

Kip the Dip: Not much. I'm still finding myself.

Dr. Skullthumper: Why do you think yourself is hiding?

Kip the Dip: I don't know. That's what I'm trying to find out.

Dr. Skullthumper: Do you think you'll find yourself before your ban runs out?

Kip the Dip: Yes, like I always do.

Dr. Skullthumper: So your self has gone missing before?

Kip the Dip: Many times.

Dr. Skullthumper: It's really embarrassing when you find out it was under your couch all along, isn't it?

Kip the Dip: It was, maybe I should look under the couch more often. Really ironic.

Dr. Skullthumper: How so?

Kip the Dip: Well I don't look under the couch because it would be the most obvious place to loose stuff.

Dr. Skullthumper: Interesting. Well, it's been nice interviewing you. One last question: Have you got anything to say to the community of Uncyclopedia at large?

Kip the Dip: I have nothing further to comment.

Dr. Skullthumper: Well you're bloody boring, aren't you?

Kip the Dip: I don't know what to say. I'm Kip. The Dip! That better for you?

Dr. Skullthumper: Works for me. Thank you for your time!

RE: Interview transcript

Looks good! In what format should that appear in the paper, cuz it is kinda long...   Le Cejak • <May 09, 2008 [20:44]>

That's what she said! And I'm thinkin' box on the right with... oh fuck, I'll just show you. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 20:58 May 09, 2008

That's what she said! Turned out it was only a nasty bruise, really. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:00, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

SUM ADVISE PHOR DIS ISUE

1. MAEK IT FUNNEH
2. MEAK IT ABOUT MEH
3. MKAE TI FUNNEH
4. LOL.

~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 22:20 May 9

Hang On

This is actually genuinely funny. What the hell are you guys playing at? MrN  Fork you! 00:46, May 21

You are not pants MrN9000 could not help but notice that you are not pants. As such, you have been awarded the Titanium Trousers by way of recognition. Any suggestion that this is a pants award will be treated accordingly...

Yay! Award! ...I'll call this MINE and sneak off to my awardcase...   Le Cejak • <May 21, 2008 [0:58]>

SCREW YOU THEN... SCREW - YOU! I'm sure I can find work on other papers which like us pant wearing type.... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:37, 22 May 2008 (UTC)