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The Backrooms
By GE Microwave
Backrooms is an American web series by Kane Parsons (no relation to Sheldon Cooper), released on YouTube. The series is based on, and shares its name with the meme and creepypasta of The Backrooms: a place of liminal spaces for the ignorant morons that don't know about the existence of liminal spaces, but they somehow know about the Backrooms even though The Backrooms is an analogue horror about liminal spaces. In reality, however, The Backrooms is a store in Wisconsin with the most disgusting, god awful, yellow wallpaper found in the darkest corner of your nearest One Pound Store. The series is an anthology, where each episode comprises of people running around a nine hundred square kilometre maze that is made of liminal spaces and architectural flops. Backrooms is set place in the 1990s, mainly to fit into the limited technology of the analogue horror trope, but in reality is just because the creator can hide their bad VFX in it.
Florida to use Cracker Barrels as immigration checkpoints
By Spike
ALLIGATOR ALCATRAZ -- Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has announced that the state's numerous Cracker Barrel restaurants will be used as immigration checkpoints.
DeSantis and other Republican governors have been looking for ways to coax the millions of foreigners whom former President Joe Biden waved in to go somewhere else, while avoiding jackbooted storm-troopers or other measures that might start Democrats uncharacteristically calling President Donald Trump a fascist or Nazi or something.
The UnSignpost returns! (Again)
By OnePunch
It's been a while. Almost three years to be exact. It may seem that the death of the Queen really took its toll on me, but altough sad, is not the case. Having to deal with the dangers of real life is to blame here. While I should be wasting my days away making Star Wars and Weezer parodies, I'm instead forced to box kangaroos, battle spiders and snakes, and having to watch out for drop bears hiding in my car. Sneaky bastards.
In other news, the future of Uncyclopedia is unknown, with Llwy-ar-lawr seeing if Miraheze can take over hosting. Honestly, I think she should work on her driving skills (kidding...). She should also get a restraining order on Romartus for her new car, as it seems he has a thing out for it, saying how he was "glad the vehicle got the worst of it."
Anyway, the next issue may not be until 2030 at this rate so you better enjoy this issue while you still can.
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