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7^th April, 2022 • Issue #210 • Archives • Press Room

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UnPoetia:The Catwoman in the Hat

By Sog1970

The Sun did not shine.

It was too wet to play.

So, we sat in the house

all that cold, cold, wet day.

I sat there with Sally.

We sat there, we two.

And I said, "How I wish

We had something to

DO!"

UnNews puts anti-suicide app on reporters' phones

By Spike

WIKIA CITY-- UnNews has force-installed a suicide-prevention app on its reporters' phones, in view of the apparent abysmal morale at the agency.

The app asks users suicide-related questions such as how many times in the last week they have slit their wrists. Too many wrong answers and the user's name is given to management for disciplinary proceedings.

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Editorial - Were the 2022 Grammy Awards rigged?

By OnePunch

LAS VEGAS -- The 64th Annual Grammy Awards, or the 2022 Grammys for simplicity, took place today in the city that somehow keeps your secrets despite not being a living thing; Las Vegas.

Much like previous years, the Grammy Awards have not been that interesting and have only featured the most "popular" pop stars that only teenage girls listen to, but then again, that is the target audience for the Grammys. This year, however, in the Rock category, namely for Best Rock Song, two artists were nominated that actually made sense. These being former Beatle Paul McCartney, and 90s nerd-rock-band; Weezer. McCartney's song "Find My Way" (McCartney III) and the Rivers Cuomo penned song "All My Favourite Songs" (OK Human) main competition was "Waiting on a War" by the Foo Fighters. Along with this, McCartney III and the Foo album Medicine at Midnight were nominated for Best Rock Album. For that award, the only feasible opponent was Power Up by OG Australian rock band, AC/DC.

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A third of the year in

By OnePunch

It is currently April; which for those can't see the little date in the bottom right of the screen if they are using Windows, is the fourth month of the year. This, therefore, means that there is two thirds to go.

Additionally, there was no April Fools Day prank, which was very disappointing to see considering that this is a "humour wiki".

Well, actually, it's a "humor wiki", but I prefer to spell words the correct way.

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