UnRealism
“I realized my big mistake.”
“I just saw an Uncyclopedian yelling "GAY HIPPIE!!!" at a bunch of environmentalists yesterday. WTF?”
UnRealism is the state of which an Unyclopedian becomes so devoted that he thinks Uncyclopedia is real. It is an epidemic of which there is no widely available cure. There currently has been 100 cases of this disease which is soon becoming a worldwide phenomenon as more people start to come across Uncyclopedia.
UnRealism was first discovered in 2016 by Kim Jong-Un, who sent one of his clones to kick the ass of some newfags. But they started to praise him for his greatness. Kim Jong-Non, the sent clone, was immediately recalled. During late September, King-John-Nmph(another clone) went to extinguish a kitten from the recent huffing that is taking place. This was a major sign of UnRealism and there was much worse.
Uncyclopedia Headquarters also oversaw Russia, where lots of people displayed the communist/nazi symbol using some recently huffed kittens, screaming Soviet Russia Jokes and when a bunch of environmentalists tried to stop them, everyone in the group yelled out, "GAY HIPPIE!!!!! ALL HAIL COMMUNIST RUSSIA!!!!!" these cases were the most well-known in the world.
How to catch it[edit]
Simple. All you have to do is to kiss Uncyclopedia 3 times. The letter As will start to show up, and you will most certainly scream "AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" in public. This is the most easiest way of catching the disease, but not the only way. Another way is to constantly spam the fuck out of Soviet Russia Jokes. Simple ones like "In Soviet Russia, Uncyclopedia watches YOU!" will be very effective. This method takes more time to achieve results, but it has a 30% increase in effectiveness compared to the previous method.
Please note that some of these methods are purely accidental and no-one would ever do said instructions above. But the most common way to do it is by binging Uncyclopedia. That's right. You are currently being seduced into this madness. Close this tab, NOW!!!!!!!!!!
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On a serious note, watching Uncyclopedia for too long has detrimental effects similar exactly the same to the shit above(UnRealism Cough Cough), although it takes around 6 months for the full effects to emerge.
Symptoms[edit]
Symptoms start to occur when one of the above ways of catching it is successful. At this time, The unfortunate person starts taking Uncyclopedian reasoning into the real world