UnPoetia:Norbert Percy Tangleknickers

Poetry for people who hate poetry

For the inventor of kitten huffing, see This Guy.

Norbert Percy Tangleknickers is a song about the wonderful inventor of kitten huffing, This Guy. It was originally written by Oscar Wilde and performed / recorded by Mark Twain and Your Mom. The tune and some words were later stolen by The Beatles for their White Album.

The song goes as follows:

Norbert Percy Tangleknickers

Called himself "This Guy"

Enjoyed huffing little kittens

So he could get high

Note the bugged out eyes

FROM HUFFING KITTIES!

All the poor defenseless kitties

Run away in fright

Because soon they will be in a

Rather nasty plight

Huffing left and right

THOSE ORANGE PRETTIES!

At the party he had no balloon

So he had to huff his cat!

He chose his name, the poor old twat,

'Cause he couldn't stand the word that!

Everywhere there's Norbert Percies

Taking kitty lives

You are sure to lose your dinner

Like This Guy lost his wives

Wasting his whole life

ON HUFFING KITTENS!

The song takes its title from This Guy's birth name but no one really gives a shit about that because it's not OMGWTFLOLROFLMFAO or other true literature.