UnNews talk:Congress fails its final exam

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Theme: Mueller is Gandalf? And then?

The real comedy potential is thick, splatters equally on both sides, and is waiting to be harvested. Mueller concluded that he could not prove a negative. Yes, you can never prove a negative, and Assumption of Innocence means the government never tries! Trump brays that it was therefore a certificate of innocence. Whereas Pelosi says Mueller has thus laid it on the House to indict. Spıke 🎙️12:41 1-Jun-19

I was linking my earlier Hobbit joke with what happens (spoiler) to some of the characters in Lord of the Rings. I think Mueller's school master approach with a bad class is a reasonable idea. I have been there myself - as a teacher. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:58, 1 June 2019 (UTC)
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