UnNews talk:"Runaway General" McChrystal found and returned home

Okay, this biased rant is almost all anti-Obama. What can I say? the Republican party is bleepin' invisible!--a fact that, as always, I do refer to at the end. Spıke Ѧ 17:33 22-Jun-10

PS--Cheers for the only forum in America where you could playfully refer to blunt talk to Obama as "calling a spade a spade"! If anyone called this uncouth, he knows the boys in the newsroom would just start giving each other High Fives. Spıke Ѧ 18:23 22-Jun-10

Real chorus:

Going to see my picture on the cover

Gonna buy five copies for my mother

Gonna see my smiling face

On the cover of the Rolling Stone

Fake clown site chorus, hopefully in the vicinity:

Going to flee! My picture's on the cover!

Gotta buy five copies for my lawyer,

Gonna see my flame-out disgrace

On the cover of the Rolling Stone'

Gonna see my widening disgrace

Won't see me on Nancy Grace, just

—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Aleister in Chains (talk • contribs)

Thank you, Al, for rising to my call. But I dunno. It has to be cleverer than the ditty that Limbaugh and Shanklin will certainly crank out tomorrow. (A caller to the Boston late-afternoon show has already delivered one version via voice-mail.) Also, rhyme.

Thanks also to Romartus for providing a photo, in response to the in-line request. Spıke Ѧ 01:56 23-Jun-10