UnBooks talk:I don't like Conservatives, but I really fucking hate Liberals!

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I proofread some on 25NOV09, but it needs more I suppose...?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  04:17, November 28, 2009 (UTC)

Aww, hardly anyone cares enough to comment on this article. I'm a conservative and I kind of liked it, even though the writer of the article is potty-mouthed and sacrilegious. On the plus side, he is one of God's chosen people so I hope he will ultimately see the errors in his ways.

That's good to know. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:28, September 15, 2017 (UTC)
This article is missing the part about where liberals are "ruining small business" by demanding a higher minimum wage. That's the latest conservative argument. Nevermind that the price of everything has gone up (especially fuel, food, rent) but wages are still where they were 5 years ago. Oh, and they are also "ruining family values" this way by insisting that waiters, waitresses, grocery store cashiers, janitors, fast food workers and baristas be paid enough that they don't have to live in the same house as their parents when they are 30-50 years old, along with their children, and even grandchildren, and possibly some cousins, aunts, and uncles to share the rent. And liberals aren't even angry that immigrants are taking the jobs that pay this kind of wage now, because everyone else can make good money as a caregiver to an elderly or disabled differently abled person, sell Pyramid products, or borrow massive amounts of money from the bank in the form of student loans to get a better, more secure job, like pharmacy technician, insurance salesman, inner-city teacher, electrician, app programmer, or accounting clerk. Conservatives would rather blame immigrants for their own mistakes and fund sports teams. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 23:16, September 17, 2017 (UTC)
Hmm we could do that, but it would just be an unfunny rant. Besides Trump's budget and policies won't take place until October 2017, we are still going by Obama's budget and policies. Orion Blastar (talk) 04:23, September 18, 2017 (UTC)