The owner of uncyclopedia

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The Owner of Uncyclopedia (Mysterious Figure)[edit]

The owner of Uncyclopedia, is a mysterious figure who owns the Wikipedia parody site Uncyclopedia.cum, this person has been frequently mentioned in the Epstein files. One day, he had created a parody website of wikipedia called Uncyclopedia.cum and labeled it as a "Free 'Wild West' version of Wikipedia with no rules." But, as evidenced by the site, Uncyclopedia promotes "Factual information" and "An encyclopedia edited and kept safe by people like you." The site even has awards for how factual and correct and innovating it is. As quoted by Donald Trump "This is the greatest website, everybody likes it even the Democrats, this is a big beautiful website that I issue an executive order to rename this website, the Donald J Trump center for truth and excellence. This site is even better than my truth social. Now lemme tell you about this guy named Sleepy Joe, Joe is a terrible leader the worst they say even worse than Adolf KAMALA Hitler, now I personally knew Hitler, great guy, great people on both sides of WWII. It was a big beautiful war everyone knows it even the liberals. now what are they talking about, I knew Epstein? No, I never knew Epstein, great guy by the way loved his parties, even he says Uncyclopedia is the greatest website"

Surveillance concerns[edit]

There have been concerns over site surveillance by community members, notably with extreme detail to fact correctness, some users noting reputable pages with correct facts taken down because of "One slightly incorrect data number" or a "Forgotten/broken link," some members report concerns over mockery of the website, with users permanently banned if they speak even slightly against the site and it's policies. These reports have been found to be (Redacted).


Epstein File concerns[edit]

In the DOJ's Epstein Library, there was an unreacted email sent from Epstein to Barack Hussein Obama describing how "This site is great for factual info and guides, I frequently use it to learn how to get buff Latina whores off of Ebay and into my basement" and, supposedly damning evidence in one of Epstein's War Thunder accounts where he claims to know the Uncyclopedia owner and he has (redacted). The (redacted) evidence was further (redacted) by the (redacted) in 2019. There is allegedly surveillance footage of (redacted) island where the owner engages in (redacted) with (redacted) little kids, most under the age of (redacted).