War Thunder
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War Thunder is a 2013 free-to-play vehicle combat game, where you can use naval vessels, aircraft , and land vehicles to kill civilians and destroy the landscape. The game specializes in making players thinking this is a fun game and then their player go insane after learning about the “Soviet Bias” and the tech tree.
Gameplay[edit]
War Thunder is an alleged "combined arms" experience offering air, land and sea battles where players grind for days to get a new vehicle and eventually go insane
Land[edit]
Germany
You probably start with Germany to get the Panzer tanks. So you go into a match against the T-34 Soviet bias. So your shells slide off at the rear of the tank at a straight angle and the T-34s instantly kill you with a single shell at a slanted angle.
USA
You probably are an American that wants to get “overpower” American m1 Abrams and obliterate those communists. Instead you start with a Sherman and you keep getting Sherman tanks for the rest of play through. You then learn American tanks are no match to the Soviet bias and you die and wonder why your so called “invincible” tanks keep getting destroyed.
Great Britain
No one knows why you picked this but you get some of the worst and slowest vehicles in the game. You can’t go over 20 kilometers an hour the Soviet bias destroys you.
Communist Яussia
You probably picked this because wanted the legendary T-34. When you go into battle you learn about the Soviet bias. Your T-34 can one shot an Abrams and survive a B-29s nuke. You then unlock the IS tanks and start rampaging killing every thing in your path. Nothing can stop the Soviet bias!
China
You are probably Chinese and like your country so you download the game. You glance at the tec(tree and you realize every tank is just the Temu version of the Russian tanks.
Japan You probably don’t want to be a kamikaze so you decide to drive tanks. Then you realize ever early game tank is trash.
Air[edit]
You probably wanted the authentic air combat experience. Instead you get broken physics, Soviet aircraft that defy the laws of physics, missile spam, and stealth bombers that drops bombs on airborne planes. Bombers are cannon fodder, cockpits are not intractable, mid air collisions are common, the tech tree is so long, and the planes are £80.
Russia You probably picked this to defy the laws of physics and destroy all the aircraft in your path. The Russian bias will always prevail and you can’t lose.
USA You probably picked this to have the best aircraft in the world like the F-15 or something. Instead you get aircraft that can barely take a hit.