The USA versus the primitive Taliban

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"Tiny boy, I want to speak to you a story to bring word here now of the USA's adventures knocking-about somewhat in the land of the Taliban."
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"Murdering yankee infidels! Meet us in the woods to plot Allah's revenge!"
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"Remember well to talk this tale of the USA versus the primitive Taliban towards your classmates. Now, get out!"
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"Damn! That was cold. Hasta la vista, school children."
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"Ha! Not within your dreams. Fuck to you, asshole."
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"Whoops, not again! Oh well, the shit happens."
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"Wait, what?"
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"Now let that be a lesson to you. Who's next?"


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