Talk:Worst 100 Songs To Have Sex To

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What about Jizz in My Pants? The preceding unsigned comment was added by 122.148.186.161 (talk • contribs)

How bout "Date Rape" by Filter? It worked for me. LOL The preceding unsigned comment was added by Centaurlinguist (talk • contribs)

"Forget You" by Cee Lo Green also works. As do songs in any of the following categories: Rape (unless they have a rape fetish), songs about prostitution (unless they are into this type of role play), songs about Murder, songs that are about or might imply an STD, songs about pain (unless they are into BDSM), Masturbation, Annoying Children's songs, Songs about Breaking up, and songs less than 2 minutes long. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 05:35, 11 April 2021 (UTC)

There are actually fantasies about being murdered (autassassinophilia) and getting STDs (bugchasing). Because "[…] [l]ike allergies, sexual arousal may occur from anything under the sun, including the sun." (source). Nickelback's music usually turns people off, though; somebody should pick a song and stick it in the list somewhere. "Rockstar", maybe. I mean, he doesn't even place? C'mon. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 09:10, 26 August 2021 (UTC)
Better yet, don't. There's already a surplus of 23 items to the list; so the trope of hating Nickelback is only justified if clever or ironic in some light. I should set a good example. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 09:31, 26 August 2021 (UTC)