Talk:Wolf

Reverted and warning added by Aegis, who is in fact a big wolf fan, but is intelligent enough to hi the difference between a joke and a declaration of intent. Incidentally, he hio also added the Wolf's Rain link, which probably isn't funny.

This is a big insult for wolf fans everywhere.

• I am glad you enjoy'd it so much. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:01, 24 June 2006 (UTC)

Rough Gay Wolf Sex should be he he emphasized as a way to flip off Towelheads and those dirty hippies

This is horribal!

Please delete this artical!

No. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Stupid

Wolves r my fave animals but this article sucks ass.

Score:0.3/10

Delete the whole damn article, that whould be the improvement/advice.

--209.244.188.149 21:49, 19 August 2007 (UTC)Arcanruto

Delete it and someone will write an even worse one-line piece of garbage to take its place. This is Uncyclopedia. *sigh* Still, there is too much random rubbish that doesn't belong here. Phil Collins? What does he have to do with wolves? Remove the junk and add more notable wolf accomplishments, ranging from the construction of Castle Wolfenstein by ten thousand wolves over a span of many dog years to the defeat of Québec at the hands of General Wolfe on the sheepfold plains of Abraham. --66.102.80.212 14:31, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Wolves are my favorite animal, too, along with bats and sharks, and I know the truth about them, that they are docile, and they very rarely attack humans. But you must understand, we here at Uncyclopedia have random stuff about articles to be funny. It's supposed to be false, even though I know the truth about them, it's the rules here. And don't be hating, it's just comedy. If you don't like it, then why come here, I ask you? If it is because you want to shower our fun with insults to make you feel like one of the big kids, then it's denied. Kindly see yourself out, please, thanks. Ineedhelpalot

Alternatively...Thank you for your suggestion! When you feel an article needs fixin', please feel obligated to make whatever changes you feel are needed, (even though they'll probably be reverted 5 seconds later). Uncyclopedia is a wiki, so almost anyone can edit almost any article by almost simply following the edit link almost at the top. You don't even need to log in in most cases! (Although there are some reasons why you might like to...) The Uncyclopedia Cabal encourages you to be italic. Don't worry too much about making honest mistakes—they're likely to be found and corrected quickly, and your 6 month ban will fly by faster than you think. If you're not sure how editing works, check out proper wiki formatting, or use the sandbox to try out your vandalizing skills. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:03, Feb 14

Grrrr

Do not datre insult the sacred wolf you noob!

~~ I love wolves, and this article gave me a good laugh. Hey wolf fans, it's just a joke. Try not to give us a bad name. ~~

The big bad wolf could have proven entrapment on the part of the three pigs if only he had had a sly fox as his barrister. So evidently, whomever has the gold makes the rules...