Talk:Philippines

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ATTENTION TO EVERYBODY EDITING THIS ARTICLE ABOUT THE PHILIPPINES:

Note to anyone editing the page (that means YOU!!): Stop fucking adding stuff about Conyos (I don't fucking give a flying fuck about how it's spelled) and Jologs. They're completely irrelevant to this article. Consider writing a new article about that. Oh, and that goes the same for the Ateneo vs. La Salle shit. Don't you see the message above the text field?

Pages about you, your friends, your schoolmates, your teachers, etc. WILL be deleted on sight.

Please keep the article relevant to the Philippines in general, and the Philippines in general only. Include stuff about its economy, its cultures, its ethnicities, etc. But not personal feuds, etc. Let's keep it modest, people.

Just a friendly heads up. Warmonger256 12:25, January 11, 2010 (UTC)

Well, I didn't know we had a new admin on board. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:44, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
That's no admin, that's a war-monger Mordillo. I suggest you tread carefully. mAttlobster. (hello) 13:09, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
Ah. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:14, January 11, 2010 (UTC)

Redundancies to be Omitted[edit]

Addendum: information added here that has already been listed in The Philippine Empire (as well as the "style" of that article) will be deleted and/or revised. --MidwayHaven 01:25, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

Do you mean crappy? --Gilgal1I'm Bat Fuck Insane!!!Pinoy(Talk to me bitch!!!)} 04:53, February 8, 2010 (UTC)

i read your article and loave it so much

nice article[edit]

hopefully maganda na yung article na ito kaysa yung dating ultranationalist-made na "Filipino Empire". That shit needs to burn in hell.

Protected edit request on 20 December 2022[edit]

Request: the national anthem should be "Bayang Magiliw" 143.44.185.163 10:10, 20 December 2022 (UTC)

This is a humour wiki, not a factual one like Wikipedia. So having the real national anthem be in the article is not necessary needed. OnePunch Talk to me 10:44, 20-Dec-22