Talk:Metroid

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		This article was nominated for deletion on January 2, 2006. The result of the discussion was Keep.

Halo or Metroid

Why is 90% of this article about HALO insted of Metroid :p It's funny and all, but perhapsit could be more on topic. Who am I kidding, it just rocks. Metroid > Halo :p

Now 100% Halo-Free

Look at me, I'm a little pansy and probably can't handle a good shooter — — 2nd Lt. Sir Edward, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP The 1337 haXX0r posing as Wild Weasel 12:10, 20 January 2006 (UTC)

Oh shit! I totally got pw4n3d by a n00b! 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp 23:31, 10 March 2006 (UTC)

Man oh man oh man. He called us a "pansy." I don't think there's any way to make a cogent comeback to that kind of devastating, cut-you-to-the bone put-down. WILD WEASEL 23:31, 10 March 2006 (UTC)

Should we tell the admins? My feelings are hurt...I think I may cry! — 2ND LT. Sir Edward, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP ^{(Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!)} 23:31, 10 March 2006 (UTC)

To make matters worse, I can't make it past the first level of Halo on "easy!" I am totally not 1337! Cornet Sir Wilde Weas'l KUN VFH FP 23:31, 10 March 2006 (UTC)

We'd better revert the Metroid page to the semi-literate, 6th grade-reading level tripe it was before when it was put up for deletion. That version was not only much funnier, but better written! This anonymous haXX0r PWN3d U3!!!!1!! 1!!!one!!1! — 2nd Lt. Sir Edward, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP 23:31, 10 March 2006 (UTC)