Talk:Infinite loop

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I didn't know this existed when I made my pages on F9 and F11. Sorry. -LSK

i did th action scrips thing. it almost froze!--75.63.18.3 06:00, 29 January 2009 (UTC)


ZOMGFTWBBQ[edit]

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i will have to stare at that for hours to know whats happening

Java[edit]

Hey, how did you guys overlook these?

/**
 * One version of the infinite loop.
 * Who gives a shit about the javadocs?
 */
class InfiniteLoop1 {
  public static void main (String[] args) {
    for (;;)
      System.out.println("In Soviet Russia, System.out prints YOU!!");
  }
}

/**
 * Another version of the infinite loop.
 * Who gives a shit about the javadocs?
 */
class InfiniteLoop2 {
  public static void main (String[] args) {
    while (true)
      System.out.println("In Soviet Russia, System.out prints YOU!!");
  }
}

Thanks! --Qzekrom sig trans.gif Cute Zekrom! Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective! 02:44, February 26, 2012 (UTC)

Python 3[edit]


while 1:

print("In Soviet Russia, infinity loops you!")

--Mocha2007andcoco

I believe you should refer to Chronic flashback syndrome[edit]

It uses a technique that causes it to go on and on. Likewise, I believe that this article should repeat itself too. Sorry if this message doesn't make too much sense. The computer I'm on right now is really slow. Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 19:07, July 31, 2012 (UTC)