Talk:Guy Code

Gardening implements

I like the idea that men (Bros) come before gardening equipment used for soil agitation (Hoes).

From VFH

• For Pretty funny, close to the truth too, well except the part about women owning men but this is uncyclopedia so not everything has to be true lol --Uncle J 19:04, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

• You still don't believe realize know that women own men?... How old are you, J?... :D -- herr doktor needsAshuttle  [scream!] 19:08, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
• I know that women own most men but none of my gfs ever owned me lol. Women only own men because the men allow it --Uncle J 21:05, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
• Wise words... and we love it! -- herr doktor needsAshuttle  [scream!] 21:07, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
• lol, thanks. I don't mistreat women or anything, I'm still on good terms with most of my xgfs. But treating a woman well doesn't mean saying "how high" when she says "Jump" --Uncle J 21:26, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

An alternate idea

• I don't find the page especially funny. Bonding by mockery is okay, but otherwise it's way too factually accurate. It's more infomative than funny. This would be good if it would be written as a set of rules that would force you to respect, cherish, obey and please women, with some "mistakes" obviously revealing that the author is female. A parody on female control freaks - it would be a sneaky attempt at changing male behaviour to their favour. I have no time to write it, though. --The Rover 22:37, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
• It would be intriging, to be sure, but I think that we should wait until Girl Code comes out, perhaps even writing that Code from a male's perspective. Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 03:37, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

From Pee Review

Not a style joke like my last couple, and a bit of a straying from my more subtle humor. As always, don't be afraid to be brutal.--Judgement 03:40, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Humour:	7	Great humour. There were good jokes, although I personally thought some expletives got in the way of making it hilarious.
Concept:	8	Nice. A law that all men should follow.
Prose and formatting:	5	Average, I fixed up something that didn't look right. Also, you've got the 'VHF' template on the page, even though I failed to see your nomination on the page. Maybe add the Quasi-Featured article template.
Images:	6	The House-thingy is excellent, while the other two are average. They all fit together which is a good thing.
Miscellaneous:	6.5	I had mixed feelings about this article.
Final Score:	32.5	Good, but not excellent
Reviewer:	Ikabu 22:57, 10 March 2007 (UTC)