Talk:Google

This is the talk page for discussing improvements to the Google article.
This is not a forum for general discussion about what you did last night. We have the Village Dump for things like that.
For a listing of unused images related to this topic, please see the image subpage.

Please sign and date your posts by typing four tildes (~~~~).
Put new text under old text. Click here to start a new topic.
New to Uncyclopedia? Welcome! Ask questions, get answers.

Article policies


		This article was nominated for deletion on January 15, 2006. The result of the discussion was Keep.

Image[edit]

Web Images Groups News more »

Advanced search Preferences Language tools

– Smiddle

Nice! This should be on Special:Search!

Bloopy 10:32, 23 September 2006 (UTC)

Improved version: – Smiddle

User:Smiddle/stuff

take over the screen[edit]

how do we get this page to take over the screen and get rid of the side bar and stuff, like Yahoo! --some anonymous ip who's too lazy to get an account

See HowTo:Reskin Uncyclopedia. --l E oN2323 23:17, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

Did you mean...[edit]

Is editing the displayed text for the link following "Did you mean:" automatically considered vandalism, or at least undesirable? Just wondering... Pentium5dot1 09:01, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

It has already been reverted, so I assume it does count as vandalism. (Sorry for any imprecise use of the term.) Pentium5dot1 09:00, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

"OBEY" button[edit]

Why is this button configured as a create-article button, rather than an edit-article button? Is the resulting error message the intended purpose (read: "You can't create anything that will successfully challenge the likes of Google!")? Pentium5dot1 09:00, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

Request to revert elgooG joke[edit]

Comments/objections go here. Pentium5dot1 00:33, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

Haven't a clue what joke you're referring to. A link might be helpful.--220.238.175.38 13:56, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

"Evil Empire"[edit]

Can we change for "Evil Empire" to Wikipedia? I love Wikipedia, but it would be funny to have the link. --Prototype 01 16:52, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, something like that. {{subst:sigcgp}}

what?[edit]

Who keeps putting my user name on articles? Teh Rote 02:49, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

See Template:USERNAME. --Pentium5dot1 07:03, 5 May 2008 (UTC)

Logo[edit]

Why not have a Google Logo in the Corner??84.13.16.80 19:01, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

Mindless Crap[edit]

NOT FUNNY! This will be DELETED constantly!

BE FUNNY NOT STUPID!

Thanks from all of us for removing that spam, but please don't add the message to the spammer to the article. :-) Rabbi Techno

kvetch

Contribs

FOXES 17:53, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

No problem. We need a template that says something about the two rules that can be stuck on after deletions like this. -DarkLite (just not signed in xD) 87.194.249.80 17:26, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Changing logo for Made-Up Holidays[edit]

Would it be a good idea to change the Uncyclopedia Google picture on silly holidays to match the occasion, like Google does? If we were to do this, we would need to make up some silly holidays (I would put one here, but I'm not funny enough :P), make pictures for those holidays and leave the picture on the page for about a week (unless it's a monthly holiday) before swapping it out with the default. --Habstinator 22:02, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

Howzabout the day that appears in the On This Day box on the main page? e.g. Today is International Ice Cream Day, you could do one for each day of the year. 212.121.202.251 15:01, January 31, 2011 (UTC)

How to get rid of nobrain.dk?[edit]

AHHH! DON'T GO ON IT! IT'S A VIDEO ON NAKED MEN HAVING SEX AND IT WON'T CLOSE! and i did task magager and when I open up firefox again it pops up!

--Nobraindk37 23:12, August 21, 2011 (UTC)