Talk:Fortune cookie

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		This article was nominated for deletion on May 2, 2007. The result of the discussion was Keep.

I say, what the heck do fortune cookies have to do with christianity? You find this amusing? Seems like blatant anti-religion hate speech more than humor to me. --Nerd42 04:17, 24 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Well... Confucionism can be viewed as an alternate religion to Christianity. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 130.245.249.228 (talk • contribs)

From Pee review

Will replace the current, rather disparaged Fortune cookie article and will be moved from my userpage. Leatherboundbooks^TalkContributions 01:27, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

Humour:	8	I like tongue-in-the cheek articles more than sheer sarcasm.
Concept:	9	Linking fortune cookies to human history has great potential.
Prose and formatting:	6	There goes some flaws that can be promptly corrected. I don't like inner quotes - you better remove some and place the best at the top of the page. And add more history facts, but not just prophecies, but how the fortune cookie has changed History.
Images:	8	Keep it all-Chinese. Maybe Bush can drop out - just his Alfred E. Neumann face he is already a big cliché.
Miscellaneous:	8	A little more work and it's ready for VFH.
Final Score:	39	“Critics live from their envy. Earn money and make them lick your boots” ~ punk rock fortune cookie served on CBGB, circa 1979
Reviewer:	herr doktor needsAcharge  [scream!] 23:45, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

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Featured as it got 11.5 votes out of 18 cast though the original document lies buried somewhere. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:34, November 7, 2013 (UTC)