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Talk:Dalek
Don't even think about recording a narration for this. If it's anyone, I'll be the one to do it. 
Sir MacMania GUN—[14:24 24 Jul 2010]
- Ow, my head hurts, and my cold makes this narration awful. Regardless, it'll be up soon. Sir MacMania GUN—[04:57 31 Jul 2010]
- Should it not be phonetically rendered DAH-AH-LEK or even DAH-AH-AH-LEK? 00:56, August 2, 2010 (UTC)
- I was just thinking of suggesting an audio version of this. I look forward to it, and assume that it will be narrated in the style of the Daleks. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 22:45 Wednesday, August 11, 2010
- Here it is. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised. —Sir Socky
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GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:57, 11 August 2010
- I like the beginning where it starts off normally then switches to a Dalek reading the article. I an pleasantly surprised, but I don't know how (Sir?) MacMania is going to take it... Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 23:03 Wednesday, August 11, 2010
- What's all this talk of knights? It's Detective Chief Inspector to you—and you alien ponces are nicked. --Gene Hunt 23:48, August 11, 2010 (UTC)
- Also, didn't I record that? Sir MacMania GUN—[23:49 11 Aug 2010]
- My apologies, Detective Chief Inspector. And if you didn't, then who did? Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 00:15 Thursday, August 12, 2010
- Also, didn't I record that?
- What's all this talk of knights? It's Detective Chief Inspector to you—and you alien ponces are nicked. --Gene Hunt 23:48, August 11, 2010 (UTC)
- I like the beginning where it starts off normally then switches to a Dalek reading the article. I an pleasantly surprised, but I don't know how (Sir?) MacMania is going to take it... Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 23:03 Wednesday, August 11, 2010
- Here it is. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised. —Sir Socky
- I was just thinking of suggesting an audio version of this. I look forward to it, and assume that it will be narrated in the style of the Daleks. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 22:45 Wednesday, August 11, 2010
- Should it not be phonetically rendered DAH-AH-LEK or even DAH-AH-AH-LEK? 00:56, August 2, 2010 (UTC)
Dalek speak[edit]
As a game - defining activities as a variant of 'exterminate': so gardening involves 'Germ-i-nate', and at the health spa they ex=fo-li-ate. And what would go with [1]? Jackiespeel (talk) 18:15, July 6, 2015 (UTC)