Talk:Chairman Mao

Lies

To the user that keeps addin' the "Nothing but lies", I have this to say, "No fuckin' shite!". Now move on. This isn't 'bout the truth. It's 'bout comedy. 23:14, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

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After looing at the discussion from.. probably the author.. screaming something at someone and hurling feecies at someone questioning the intelligent humor of this page in comparrison to the.. Pointless lies, I have decided to gtfo.

-Drops scalpul-

When help arrives, please concider putting this up for deletion. It really only serves as a link to a.. false leader of a country im saving which is under attack.

If this is deleted, I won't stop to cry for a second, and will proceede to make communist jokes at the actual leader of that country.

My recent improvements

Chairman Mao Zedong of China is a veritable well of comedy and yet this article relies on tired Hitler references, nonsensical "humour" and childish jibes as a substitute for genuine wit, ignoring the hilarious improbabilities that comprised Mao's character. Not only was he overweight with a mole on his chin that would make the Eiffel Tower look relatively small by comparison, he was also impotent and sterile with only one testicle and compenstated for this by murdering unborn fetuses en'masse. Given the chauvinistic nature of the Chinese, he had a particular hatred for female fetuses and yet Maosism is championed by militant feminists. Furthermore he was an alcoholic (highly unusual for a Chinaman) and cleaned his teeth by rubbing green leaves on them, leaving his teeth with a greenish tinge. Could this man be any more unattractive? I very much doubt it, hence my addition of category "Very unattractive people." The more categories, the funnier, that's my motto. However the wannabe admin going by the name Sockuppet of an unregistered user has reverted my contributions to the article, rudely describing them as "unfunny vandalism." Would anybody care to solve this unanswerable riddle? Because frankly to me it's a total mindfuck. --Ozymandiaz 17:17, May 11, 2010 (UTC)

You are quite right about the state of the present article, though I fail to see how your contributions can be considered as "genuine wit". Yes, he was overweight and had a mole (though I might note that in the image where you chose to refer to this mole, the mole in question is virtually invisible). However, Mao had several children, making your claims of "impotent and sterile with only one testicle" rather unlikely (maybe you were thinking about Hitler?). Your claims about fetuses and feminists basically amount to lies. Whether he was an alcoholic or chain smoker doesn't really matter. He did have green teeth, possible because he rubbed his teeth with leaves, or whatever. Your motto I shall treat as concise as possible: it's simply and utterly wrong. To be quite honest with you, the funniest thing you've probably did in relation to this article is making it appear as though you think you've actually improved this article. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:56, 12 May 2010

Very well then. I give up. It's not easy being a tortured artist. --Ozymandiaz 22:35, May 12, 2010 (UTC)